>portuguese man goes to the bakery store
>asks for a small dick
Portuguese man goes to the bakery store
Nicholas Williams
Zachary Martin
>English man goes to the bakery
>asks for spotted dick
Cameron Edwards
"tem aí um pénis Brasileiro?"
Julian Harris
A portuguese man calls an airline customer center and asks
>How long is trip to Brazil from Portugal?
>"Just a minute"
>The portuguese man hangs the phone
Grayson Taylor
I don't get it
Sebastian Hughes
took me a second, good one
Bentley Barnes
haha
John Gray
>go to french bakery
>ask for a petit bite
>baker brings me behind the counter
Thomas Young
dumb
Tyler Young
>um português chegou de uma viagem de navio que fez com um brasileiro
>chegou gargalhando e contando pra esposa que os brasileiros eram todos burros
>"porquê?" perguntou ela
>porque eu disse pra ele que eu acredito que era viado. ele acreditou e veio me comendo a viagem inteira
Josiah Moore
Você estragou a piada com o seu analfabetismo
Jack Cook
eu escrevi no google translate pra postar em inglês porque preguiça de traduzir, mas desisti e ele cagou o texto todo. de qualquer jeito, fornique-se
Tyler Gomez
Explain
Jose Jones
>wait a minute while I check the information
Kayden Jenkins
So the joke is he took just a minute as an answer? Weird not to say thanks and hang up then. Do Portuguese really?
Hudson Gomez
lel
Brandon Morales
i don't get it
Carson Carter
>chinese man goes into an animal rescue centre
>asks how much per bowl
Samuel Garcia
How many Portuguese does it take to sink a submarine?
Two, one to knock on the door and the other to open it.
Wyatt Carter
Gabriel Rivera
i get this one
Hunter Sanchez
>brazillian fucking a chick
>"why is your bread so tiny?"
Juan Campbell
And? What's their answer?
Xavier Perry
>brazilians instantly think of dicks if you mention sticks
Really makes you think
Jackson Jenkins
You don't even know what you talking about, do you?