British teen boys edition
/brit/
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
Literally nothing wrong.
forgot to turn on your vpn mate
youtube.com
shall be rewatching black hawk down tonight
watching videos of fights despite never having been in a real one
lmao is it that aus flag that makes those autistic posts
yep
pooing like mad
mouthpiss subdish
oh me oh my
literally me and my bf haha
lets pretend i posted this
waiting on a phone interview haha
really nervous haha
hahah
What’s this mad bastid up to these days then?
I do not use VPNs basterd bitch mothrfucker
where's tismomick
watching blacked
you'll do fine hun *gives you a big sloppy kiss on the cheek for good luck*
British edition:
the classic desperate-to-hide-my-hairline cut.
You’re in my house now chief
seen the vid of some guy ko'd on the floor and other geezers just pummelling his face?
then goes on to squat over guy on floors arms and reverse bend them at the elbow, snapping them?
if you haven't been in a real fight be thankful
>tfw no brit bf
just pissed into my own mouth
me pushing shit over
i heard doing that is 'huge' in Australia
Trying not to get murdered by his sister probs
Been training MMA for years now and fantasized for a long time about getting into a street fight. Just a few days ago, I came across this drunk belligerent man arguing with this trailer trash lady about who gets to keep the baby. I tried to keep it peaceful, but it ended with him physically trying to pry the baby from her arms, and some large truck driver came out of nowhere and smashed him to the ground with a single punch, and then he was cuffed and hauled off. Everyone praised the truck driver for knocking out the big bad drunk man, but it haunts me just how unnecessary violence was at the time. I'm sure if I just had a few more minutes to talk things out, a peaceful resolution could have been found. He was just a man who was afraid of losing his kid, and the woman was just terrified that he might lose control and hurt them. All they really needed was a moment to stop and cool down.
I don't fantasize about getting in street fights anymore.
remember the pengest munch lads
there's something cathartic about watching a black man wrap his huge lips around a piece of fried chicken
I have no delusions about my bad hairline, I have delusions about the type of beard I think I can grow to make up for it
lets see the beard then
>man
Yeh looks quite sundered
very freudian this
Must be weird being a white sissy in the usa since if you drink a single glass of beer before 21 you are imprisoned for 4 years and sexually enslaved by Black men
need some sense slapped into you
I’m at about here but I shave my neck, also my beard is red and that’s bad
We didn't all not reply because we'd moved to the new
We didn't reply because it was shit the first time
getting gangbummed by black mens just part and parcel of the US prison system
doing some reads
Mad to think about the thousands of men that committed crimes such as having sex with a 17 year old at 18, drinking 1% beer before 21 or camping without a licence in the usa and then they were regularly raped for years
I mean Flat Earth is still a thing
This is not surprising
germs are real you can see them through telescopes
brb rebalancing my humours
Its mad that its actually true
So tired but can’t sleep
One guy in the New Mexico prison during that riot was there for shoplifting and he ended up hanging dead from the ceiling of his cell with his dick and balls chopped off and stuffed into his mouth
mental how people actually think these infinitely small evil little balls with spikes on them make them sick lol
*sneakily changes your food intake to give you gallons of black bile* lmao mongggg
The average American woman if 11st 14 and 5ft 3
lots of negative orgones in this thread i suggest you all start wanking to balance it out.
describe yourself and maybe I'll be your brit bf
my daily routine:
>wake up
>realise my life is going nowhere
>nearly have a panic attack
>start drinking
>shitpost on Any Forums for 14 hours
>pass out
the picture that shocked the internet
Mad these are the people claiming to save the world
give it a rest asf
Oof haha sounds a bit like me what am I like
Not to mention, he was killed for being a "snitch" because he was first gangraped by them, and then when he brought it up with the justice system, they got pissed at him for attempting to get justice, so they tortured him for it
still no reply from asda on the job application
Me
6ft
11st 8
Thoughts?
would absolutely get raped if i got sent to a us prison my bussy is unusually juicy
Wish I was born in England
yeah but how bigs your willy?
save yourself
>11st 8
what's that in actual measurements
you would like that dont ya
Why? Scots bulls would sissify and rape you
no not really
asf fully embracing his homosexuality
treat myself to being allowed to look at soft porn from sunday night until midday monday (but no wanking)
but after that its no more porn or wanking until friday night when the gf gets here and I have sex with her on friday night and saturday night and then sunday afternoon before she goes home then the cycle starts over again
when i go back to london i might start attending speakers corner.