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British teen boys edition

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Literally nothing wrong.

forgot to turn on your vpn mate

youtube.com/watch?v=7kSh4Hp3DXc

shall be rewatching black hawk down tonight

watching videos of fights despite never having been in a real one

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lmao is it that aus flag that makes those autistic posts

yep

pooing like mad

mouthpiss subdish

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oh me oh my

literally me and my bf haha

lets pretend i posted this

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waiting on a phone interview haha
really nervous haha
hahah

What’s this mad bastid up to these days then?

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I do not use VPNs basterd bitch mothrfucker

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where's tismomick

watching blacked

you'll do fine hun *gives you a big sloppy kiss on the cheek for good luck*

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British edition:

the classic desperate-to-hide-my-hairline cut.

You’re in my house now chief

seen the vid of some guy ko'd on the floor and other geezers just pummelling his face?
then goes on to squat over guy on floors arms and reverse bend them at the elbow, snapping them?
if you haven't been in a real fight be thankful

>tfw no brit bf

just pissed into my own mouth

me pushing shit over

i heard doing that is 'huge' in Australia

Trying not to get murdered by his sister probs

Been training MMA for years now and fantasized for a long time about getting into a street fight. Just a few days ago, I came across this drunk belligerent man arguing with this trailer trash lady about who gets to keep the baby. I tried to keep it peaceful, but it ended with him physically trying to pry the baby from her arms, and some large truck driver came out of nowhere and smashed him to the ground with a single punch, and then he was cuffed and hauled off. Everyone praised the truck driver for knocking out the big bad drunk man, but it haunts me just how unnecessary violence was at the time. I'm sure if I just had a few more minutes to talk things out, a peaceful resolution could have been found. He was just a man who was afraid of losing his kid, and the woman was just terrified that he might lose control and hurt them. All they really needed was a moment to stop and cool down.

I don't fantasize about getting in street fights anymore.

remember the pengest munch lads
there's something cathartic about watching a black man wrap his huge lips around a piece of fried chicken

I have no delusions about my bad hairline, I have delusions about the type of beard I think I can grow to make up for it

lets see the beard then

>man

Yeh looks quite sundered

very freudian this

Must be weird being a white sissy in the usa since if you drink a single glass of beer before 21 you are imprisoned for 4 years and sexually enslaved by Black men

need some sense slapped into you

I’m at about here but I shave my neck, also my beard is red and that’s bad

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We didn't all not reply because we'd moved to the new
We didn't reply because it was shit the first time

getting gangbummed by black mens just part and parcel of the US prison system

doing some reads

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Mad to think about the thousands of men that committed crimes such as having sex with a 17 year old at 18, drinking 1% beer before 21 or camping without a licence in the usa and then they were regularly raped for years

I mean Flat Earth is still a thing
This is not surprising

germs are real you can see them through telescopes

brb rebalancing my humours

Its mad that its actually true

So tired but can’t sleep

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One guy in the New Mexico prison during that riot was there for shoplifting and he ended up hanging dead from the ceiling of his cell with his dick and balls chopped off and stuffed into his mouth

mental how people actually think these infinitely small evil little balls with spikes on them make them sick lol

*sneakily changes your food intake to give you gallons of black bile* lmao mongggg

The average American woman if 11st 14 and 5ft 3

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lots of negative orgones in this thread i suggest you all start wanking to balance it out.

describe yourself and maybe I'll be your brit bf

my daily routine:
>wake up
>realise my life is going nowhere
>nearly have a panic attack
>start drinking
>shitpost on Any Forums for 14 hours
>pass out

the picture that shocked the internet

Mad these are the people claiming to save the world

give it a rest asf

Oof haha sounds a bit like me what am I like

Not to mention, he was killed for being a "snitch" because he was first gangraped by them, and then when he brought it up with the justice system, they got pissed at him for attempting to get justice, so they tortured him for it

still no reply from asda on the job application

Me
6ft
11st 8
Thoughts?

would absolutely get raped if i got sent to a us prison my bussy is unusually juicy

Wish I was born in England

yeah but how bigs your willy?

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save yourself

>11st 8
what's that in actual measurements

you would like that dont ya

Why? Scots bulls would sissify and rape you

no not really

asf fully embracing his homosexuality

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treat myself to being allowed to look at soft porn from sunday night until midday monday (but no wanking)
but after that its no more porn or wanking until friday night when the gf gets here and I have sex with her on friday night and saturday night and then sunday afternoon before she goes home then the cycle starts over again

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when i go back to london i might start attending speakers corner.