There is an amount you could be paid to go through this. It might be in the billions, but it's there. What is it?

There is an amount you could be paid to go through this. It might be in the billions, but it's there. What is it?

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good thing it has that big logo, i ain't clickin that shit

I can legitimately tell you we'd have no deal

I don't wanna be a rich cuck

I value the intimacy between me and my wife more than anything on this planet, even if you offered the whole planet, it's a no.

A billion dollars would be ok, I'd fuck my gf with a strap on and cum through prostate stimulation

I draw a line at physical mutilation, you couldn't pay me enough money for this

this is the only sane response

How about a single scar somewhere?

>my wife and me

This dude didn't get paid so...

there is no amount. too prideful to have my dick chopped off. honestly more money being offered would make me want to do it less

you are the first person i’ve seen on the internet get that right

About $100000 would do it for me

I said no mutilation

I use English as well bitch.

>I use English as well, bitch.

OP do i have any sort of painkillers or do i feel pain in general

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My wife and I.

Retards.

Litterally could be infinite ammounts of money whenever I please and I would never do it
I like money but I can be very happy without it, my fondest memories in life are from when I was broke
So no, there isn't an ammount

"me and my wife" is actually correct now

>an amount to be paid

An upgraded super penis from the future and lots of anesthesia for the present, otherwise no deal

Plus 100 billion dollars for the trouble