Drop iphone down stairs

>Drop iphone down stairs.
>Crash detection goes off.
>Get shot.

Thanks apple.

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this is america bang bang bang

>implies the phone is only using movement
Yeahhhhhhhhhhh, so,

This. It also checks sniff sensor to see if you shit yourself or if brains have exited your cranium

>getting worked up over a hypothetical joke

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>drop iphone
>noise startles well regulated militia
>get shot

I know you're pretending to be retarded but crash detection is only active if you're driving.

A dropped phone is only going to experience 1 G of force. Obviously their crash detection is going to have a much higher threshold than that to go off.

This isn't a fucking joke. There is no room in our neurotic society where everyone who isn't "on Your side" in all things including which FAGMAN botnets you've submitted to, is the enemy. Arguing against iphones has to be taken as seriously as any political argument: that is, no jokes, and no saying things against the domineering faction that you can't positively prove, because somehow people have accepted that by merely being on the winning side, the burden of proof is on everyone else!

Um actually that that's the "help I have fallen" detection.