Waifu thread
Rules:
>Post your waifu
>Only claim one waifu
>Don't claim other's waifus unless trips
>Keep ERP, lewds and 3D shit inside their containment board ()
>Insults and discussion is welcomed
>Schizos take your pills with moderation
>FUCK ANIMUSFAGS, FUCK AVATAFAGS AND FUCK JANNIES
>And have fun posting about your wife!
Ponk and Purble.
You wish.
Pedo...
Claiming the beautiful Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star!
Ohayou~ Jules.
Good morning everyone. I hope you're all having a good day or night. I was going to watch samurai movies last night. I fell asleep instead. I will watch them today instead.
>I fell asleep instead. I will watch them today instead.
I shouldn't post when I'm still half asleep.
Off to have my tea and oatmeal...
>please leave a message and I will get back to you. Images of my waifu that I dont already have are welcome as well. I will be back when brain awake.
Good morning Suzuka.
Ahhhnnnzu. How are you?
Good morning Seija! How was your day?
Wow, I nodded off at just the right time last night and avoided all the penor gifs.
It was all right, I was dead sleepy the whole morning.
I had to do lotsa door to door driving today cause for some reason we got an influx of home visit calls today.
It was kinda exhausting to do that many drive and stops, for some reason I feel like driving in one go is relaxing and fun but when you gotta stop constantly and then go somewhere and then get back in the car it gets exhausting.
All though that might just be the doign something in between part heh.
Pretty good just tired as all hell.
Oof. That sounds shitty. You at least get a company vehicle, right? You're not having to drive your Saab at work I hope!
Gods, we all are.
Bunch of sleepy waifuposters today...
Should I do a QOTT? I'll do a QOTT...
sometimes I think of going down to the border and shootign all the venuzoolin niggers and haitians and especially their kids tryign to cross
maybe they'll stop crossing over then
I bet Texas would label me as a hero.
Well no we don't. I do drive it heh.
QOTT: does your waifu smell nice? What do you think your waifu smells of?
Example: I know from my waifu's intro episode, during her confrontation with Gene where he gets the upper hand on her, that when he steals her obi and sniffs it, says that she smells nice.
"That's a beautiful woman for you."
My waifu smells like mud and blood.
But thats okay I make her take showers and she doesnt wear shoes inside.
>What do you think your waifu smells of?
Blood of virgin girls.
You...have to drive your own car for work?
F
She smells like blood and dead magical girls.
I do yes, I dont have to do it very often. It's actually quite rare but I do.
Yeah and shit.
Hello.
Why are your waifu's legs scratched up?
Seija a total brawler.
Lies. She's in a tub of tomato sauce because she startled a skunk!
Yeah, she and her mom do kinky stuff in their private universe