what happens on a rollercoaster?
What happens on a rollercoaster?
Lincoln Rivera
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Christopher Thomas
I don't think rollercoasters have sudden and extreme deceleration like in a crash...
Andrew Nguyen
>come home tired
>fling phone across the carpeted floor
>sleep
>wake up to cops and EMT in apartment
>get shot
such is the life of an amerimutt
Liam Thomas
Blake Gomez
It doesn't go off, because that's not a crash.
Nolan James
>It has duh AI magic bing bing wahoo so it just knows OK
Its a couple of simple sensors and an algorithm my dude. It's going to be going off constantly in response to everyday events that have nothing to do with a crash. Is there any technology company with a more technologically illiterate userbase than applel?
Brandon Turner
>Phone flys out of pocket
>Hits pedestrian
This seems like a feature to me.
Tyler Reed
doesn't it use microphones too? tire screech and metal crumple sound detection
Justin Gonzalez
I think he's saying the detection is that good. I don't know frankly if there is much training data of accelerometers on rollercoasters
potentially they could use
too idk man this is what fagman employees get paid big bucks to figure out
James Torres
>Its a couple of simple sensors and an algorithm my dude
Which is more than enough to differentiate between a roller coaster and a car crash. Are you retarded?
John Nelson
Lets say it does detect a rollercoaster with a sudden g-force change as a crash. Imagine how many amusement park managers have to start dealing with police coming over to do a wellness check for months that they'd probably start banning phones on rollercoasters forcing you to use their temporary locker before getting o.n
Though I'm sure Apple has thought ahead and none of that needs to happen. Who knows no one but Apple has it yet but I doubt they want to deal with that especially if it'll potentially leads to some american police officer shooting an innocent kid lol
Jacob Fisher
Probably uses GPS and has exclusion zones.
Austin Torres
>I'm sure Apple has thought ahead
like they did with their spy tracking puck? (whatever it was called)
everyone predicted people could use them to stalk people..and what do you know, that's exactly what happened
Bentley Hall
>Lets say it does detect a rollercoaster with a sudden g-force change as a crash
"Hello dispatch. This is an automated report from an iPhone that appears to have been in a car crash at the location "
Do you think any cops are actually coming?
Nolan Richardson
see thats dumb because 1) who is maintaining that map and 2) what if there is actually a crash inside a park
Chase Wilson
Knowing the cops, yes.
Jaxson Jenkins
unless the company is ultra retarded they would usually ask the riders to surrender their belonging before getting in for safety reasons. so yeah, not really an actual issue regardless
Jason Jones
Disneyland does not do this
Zachary Collins
What happens when a stage 3 braphog jumps on my lap?
Cooper Lewis
nothing the power needed to simulate a real car crash you actual smoothbrain.
Adrian Clark
Do you seriously think a roller coaster includes forces at all similar to a car crash?
Cameron Young
I've seen dumb threads on Any Forums but this one is pretty fucking up there.
Matthew Hall
That's what you get for throwing your personal tracking device away like that. Imagine what would have happened if we couldn't have been watching you 24/7