I really need to hire an escort

I really need to hire an escort

Any advice?

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Don't be a sucker.

I want a dog show, my ex did dogs but left me hanging she never showed me

This girl looks like my ex

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You'll be disappointed, just as lonely after, and out of money.

Don't cheap out, but don't get ripped off. Wear a condom the whole time. If you live somewhere where it's illegal then be very careful you're not getting played by the cops.
Only bring as much money as you need to pay, don't be afraid to walk away if she doesn't match her pics, leave any valuables in your car/ideally at home. Don't go too local, Fucking shower beforehand. Use a burner phone if you have someone at home you're hiding this from.
Have a good time user, I've been punting for a while and it's addictive as fuck to be able to dip my cock in a different pussy each week

You're doing it wrong.

They're people too

Oh, my bad. I thought you wanted advice. I didn't realize you were doing some weird ass Any Forumstard faggot exhibitionist larp shit.

Post More Reiko Mikami please.

I've asked girls before if they would do dogs and a few said yes.

That was in Vegas years ago though. I'm obsessed with the dog thing I need to see a girl for it

I feel like strippers are my best bet

It depends where you live. In the UK there are tons of websites and it's really easy to find any girl you want.

I'm willing to travel and spend money to watch a white girl with a dog

I don't know where I'm least likely to get in trouble or where it would actually be legal

I think in new Mexico and west Virginia beastiality is legal

Sure

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Last one

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What does that have to do with anything.

I need something that hits the spot

This thread is about hitting up an escort, not dog fucking. Dumbass.

seek god

I'm the OP