I'm assembling a team

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>be me
>24 y/o femanon, been fucking the same guy for 6 years
>never had much sexual experience outside my bf
>bf decides to join the military
>i can finally unleash my inner slut
>fast forward to now
>bf has been deployed for six months, told him when he gets back i will marry him
>i have already fucked at least 15 guys while he was gone
>while hes out there in the field suffering, probably gonna die, i’ve been out here living the dream
>life is good

He has no idea ive been cheating on him lmao

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wtf is this gay larp shit you fucking faggot you’re not a woman

Guys I'm assembling a team
Who in?

I approach

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stop spamming this shit everywhere you larping faggot

I heed your call..

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ill volunteer this kid. idk what he does but you can have him.

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*offended autistic screeching*

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>the hero we deserve

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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What's the job

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They have nothing against this team.

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Dubs of truth

You have my axe.

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You're going to need a propane expert and a guy who can drive a getaway semitruck with ease.

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And my bow

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And my sword

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ill be the token black member

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We're in.

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I think I know a guy

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Cursed trips.

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Just a sec guys, almost done.

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wtf is that josh peck and selena gomez's illegitimate love child?