Greentext your hottest sexual experiences

Yeah it's fun and you enjoy the feeling of having your dick sucked, maybe the pleasure receptors rewire for when you suck a dick lul. Maybe I was just a fag all along though and being able to do that was based and fagpilled. I did nut in my own mouth but when you're a horny boy you can't really discern if it's just the horn or if it's something else.

>be me
>22, horny furry
>ate hardt shrooms every weekend
>psychs for life baybee
>try 1P-LSD
>1 tab, nothing for an hour
>2 tab it, barely anything
>3 tab, oh fuck it's starting
>go on e621
>"rikki dickgirl order:score"
>stroking while the pictures moves
>funny furry fractals of dick and ass and boobs
>can make her do things with my lsd imagination
>she climbs out of my monitor
>slaps me for being a perv, then pushes me to my bed
>experience the most intense sexual orgasm my brain could possibly conjure for eternity as she sits on me
>fucks me
>rides me
>trapped by time, can't move, can't do anything.
>this is as real as real life
>finally sober up to where I can move again. it's been 8 hours.
>look back at computer
>pic related still on screen
>before the high fizzles away completely, she winks at me
>never do psychs again
>still wonder if she was they real thing in this existence, and this is the dream

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Last time I did I was met with nothing but
>LARP
So what's the fucking point of greentexted my stories to a bunch of porn addicted incels? Even in non-sexual greentext threads I see dummies accusing other dummies of LARPing. Like, what the fuck is the point of the fucking thread? It's like only the most vanilla prudish sex is realistic to you faggots.

damn, imagine wasting what could have been an amazing revelation from god in favor of jerking it to furry porn.

>Be me
>Masturbate with nothing

don't you worry, i met god a few times on shrooms. He's the good guy in life.

Bmp

Here’s a legit fuck-up on my part
>be me
>early bloomer 10/11 y/o
>try fapping multiple times without success
>didn’t know you needed to be hard, just was yanking my soft cock really hard and wondering why it hurt instead of feeling good
>eventually try while actually hard and have a coomer out-of-body experience
>instantly hooked
>nutting to YouTube videos and pics of girls in bikinis and lingerie at first, but eventually just nut to anything sexual I can get my hands on
>eventually discover lube as a concept
>hear that it makes your hand feel “like a pussy”
>didn’t know it was a lie, was desperate to feel one
>eventually use lotion, Vaseline, etc.
>hooked on using them now as well
>become a little perv/creep irl at this point, perving on classmates and making people dislike me more
This is already bad, but it gets worse.
(Cont.)

>eventually get bored from nutting like 5 times a day minimum, going to bed early to goon for hours, everything really
>decide on a whim one day, when out of lotion, to try using the nearest object as a substitute
>hand soap
>use it
>it burns, but not too bad
>cum pretty quick
>start using it a lot
>never really wash it off afterwards because I’m fucking dumb.
>one day, about a week into frequent use, wake up to a horrible pain and discomfort
>notice I can barely feel my cock in my pants when it brushes the fabric
>look at cock
>it’s horrible
>brightest fucking red I’ve ever seen all over
>wrinkled, cracked flakey and leathery texture
>can’t feel it really when I touch it
>every movement somehow still hurts
>can barely walk
>panic immediately
>know I have to hide it and just pray it gets better
>leave my room and try to go piss
>feel my bladder empty, but hear no sound
>tip of dick is getting warmer
>piss isn’t coming out
>ITS POOLING IN THE INNER FOLDS OF MY INFLAMED CROCODILE-SKIN COCK
>almost pass out from horror until a small, weak stream comes out
>after a minute I’m finally done
>the next few days are awful, lots of pain and peeling
>oh god the peeling
>my fucking cock sheds like a tiny snake
>after a month it’s back to normal
>never forget this
>still have some scar tissue on the head, but it looks and feels normal at least
I hate that I did this. It’s legit my biggest sexual fuck up, even being with girls and fucking up hasn’t rivaled this.

>be me with ex gf both of us around 20/21ish
>always wanted to watch her get fucked by someone
>after night of drinking, fucking and dirty talk she confirms if this is an actual thing or just all talk
>confirm I like the idea of being a cuck
>watch her flirt and sext with friends, send nudes and strip on video chat with strangers
>fast forward few months
>I bump into her ex bf we used to hang around with and shoot the shit with him after having fell out a while back
>we all make friends again and start hanging out
>few weeks pass, gf and I drinking with him and his gf
>gf jokes to me should she ask him to be our third
>feel my cock twitch as she said it
>I'm drunk, stoned and high on valium so say yes without hesitation
>she asks him, he says yes
>make up some retarded excuse for the 3 of us to leave for a bit while his gf stays back
>arrive at my house and he has her bent over in my bedroom slapping her ass within 2 minutes
>she strips and they makeout
>I pass them a condom and we all break out laughing
>he takes his cock is bigger than mine
>gets on top of her and starts to fuck
>I watch while jerking off and snorting pills from bedside table
>lay next to her on bed while she's getting pounded, holding her hand, making out
>she's moaning into my face about how good his cock feels and how big it is
>watching his cock stretch her out while she's screaming and moaning
>he switches to her ass and finishes in there
>takes off condom with fat load and throws in trash, says his goodbyes and goes home before his gf gets suspicious
>gf asks me when he's gone did I enjoy it and was worried I might be pissed off
>I'm hard as a rock and still in disbelief this actually just happened
>tell her how turned on I am and how much I enjoyed watching every second
>ask her how much she enjoyed it and I tell her to be honest and don't be scared to say whatever
>she tells me how fucking good it felt, how big his cock was and how she came so hard on him while jerking me off

>love how comfortable she is and how humiliating it feels
>she's getting really into it and is teasing me with the dirty talk
>shes biting her lip and telling me how his cock stretched her out and how it felt so big in her
>then she asks "do you want my sloppy seconds" and laughs with a cheeky grin
>say yes and ask her to sit on my face
>her asshole is still loose and slightly gaping and her pussy is still soaking wet
>I'm eating her ass while she jerks me and continues dirty talking
>looping thoughts thinking how it was just stretched out by her exes cock and it's driving me wild
>end up slowly fucking with her on top and both passing out not that long after

It was a fun night, if I ever get into a serious relationship again I'd do it again for sure.