I'm about to go to prison for a while. Keep me company before I have to turn myself in.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
I'm about to go to prison for a while. Keep me company before I have to turn myself in
Kayden Moore
Jayden James
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Colton Ortiz
Saged and hidden
Lucas Turner
what happened?
Camden Sanders
It's really Emma Watson. Just trust me bro.
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Luis Evans
Okay but why are you going to prison user
Jose Wright
>I'm about to go to prison
>You will meet a dark handsome stranger
lol
Julian Bennett
>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
ineed, kek
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Nathaniel Murphy
Intent to distribute. I'm gonna get some pics, standby.
Nathan Long
>I'm about to go to prison for a while. Keep me company before I have to turn myself in.
>Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
kek
Jordan Cooper
based site
Joseph Miller
How do you guys do the fortune thing
Juan Lopez
How'd you get caught and if there isba snitch will you murder them?
Asher Robinson
Magic
Your fortune: Good Luck
Asher Sullivan
type desired message on options field
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Nolan Stewart
I'm too smalltime for uc, and if it's a CI then there's a half dozen people who it could be. And don't be ridiculous user, that would be illegal.
Here's some stuff from about the time I got busted.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Adrian Ross
bro, just tell you were holding it for a friend
Your fortune: Reply hazy, try again
Nathaniel Collins
How's it feel to live in the land of the free? Isn't Canada about to start using shrooms to cure depression? Hahahahhaha you're going to jail cuz you live on the wrong side of an imaginary line
Blake Stewart
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Lincoln Parker
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Nathan Howard
It's been a while since I've said this
Ahem
Lurk moar
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Luis Reed
hahahahah
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Kayden Cook
Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)
Test
Bentley Butler
You want my opinion? I'm a police officer.
>Reddit Spacing
That was the amount you got nailed with or was it more?
What country are you in? I'm in the US in a large city. That's a pretty small amount of a psychadelic, that's not meth or blow.
Is this your first or fiftieth? That is important.
If it is your first, you're not going to prison.
Did they get you on a search warrant where they kicked in your door, or was it part of a traffic stop? If they went to your house and kicked in your door, you're going to have problems, but you can ask to CI on your seller and do no jail time at all. I have done this for people who had LITERALLY been the X distributor for the city I work in.
When arrested did you shut the fuck up and ask for your lawyer? That is the most important thing to do with police interactions.
I'll be around for a while if you have any questions. I'll answer them honestly.
You might not like honesty, but you'll get it either way from me.
Jack Bell
>This legal advice is nigger in jail tier
Don't do this. That is admission of the crime because you just said, "I had the drugs and knew I shouldn't but I'm not going to say who the friend is, so hit me with an even bigger sentence."