I wanna be a prison sissy

What crime do i have to commit?

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most prisons cant officially permit inmate sexual contact, as they are effectively wardens of the state while in custody and not able to consent

>What crime do i have to commit?
Once you find a prison notorious for allowing gang-rape on inmates?
Maybe try passing a note to a bank teller, 'need ´money for bottom surgery, this is a robbery' ?

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>wardens of the state
*wards of the state

not unlike every mentally ill gay used to be, in the days of mental institutions being open

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Broken video

Commit murder 1, commit a terrorist attack, go on a rape spree are 3 ways to get prison fast.

I suggest financial crime s that may take a bit to get caught for, then us e the money for a boob job and whatever els ebefore you go in.

As said you may want to try to shop around for which prison/country to aim for too.

Rob peep show. Fail miserably. Arrested wearing Barbie clothes. Profit. Don't hurt anyone. Just your butthole.

Hot

What??

I want to share a cell in prison with a MTF tranny and be their bitch.

That kinda defeats the purpose of having a tranny in jail? No? It just sounds like you're an attention whore who won't put the effort in that they had to so now you want even then to take care of your sorry ass.

sounds hot. go on.

Trannydom exists you dumb ESL fuck.

Well you're a faggotnigger you dumb kike you don't understand the true meaning of why you should become a tranny

>true meaning
>it's true because it satisfies my own tastes

Yeah but in nature for example the feminine should be mounted by masculinity, especially in prison

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO one must exclusively place themselves in this submissive role if they're gonna become a 'woman'. They just have too. Why? Because a bunch of virgins on a autistic web forum said so.
Please shut the fuck and stop being retarded, ya pathetic virgin. This is why you'll never have sex.

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>Please shut the fuck and stop being retarded, ya pathetic virgin. This is why you'll never have sex
t. coomer

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>I'm nature and i'm telling you that you're doing it wrong
Well, I'll keep doing it wrong just because I know it makes you seethe.

Nice selfie.

You already are a mess, you don't have to prove to me you are user.

>Nice selfie
Yawn

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