Ask a dude with no legs anything about having no legs

I remember you, I made a bunch of bad jokes and then asked how often you get bad jokes made about your lack of legs last time. How are you doing? Also what are you doing (besides making this thread)?

Cheers Legless Budl Light Guy. Always glad to see ya. How have you been?

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Pretty much. I can fuck ok on my side but I'm basically cucked out of missionary or doggy.

Lameboneitis. Had ongoing pain thought to be oschlotters turned out to be growths and my leggos had to go.

Kek. I'm the short end of lots of jokes m8.

Beleive it or not I was seeing 2 girls over the summer. Although, one I still hook up with just uses me and the other I actually liked left for her ex.

0 m8. Was 11.5.

>Do you have a buff upper body?
Wouldn't say buff but lean and try to stay extra fit.
>What is showering like?
Cold af unless I let the water run to warm up the tub. Otherwise normal but I obviously sit low. Tried one of those shower chairs but didn't see the point.
>How did you loose your legs?
See above
>Why the fuck do you drink bud light?
Easy to sip and low alcohol content.
>Do you rent or own a house, and if you rent, have you sued your landlord yet?
Rent w roommates. No, haven't sued, why would I?

True

True. I'm white.

Hey

Eh, about the same. About a hair longer full staff.

What jokes have you tonight?

Not up to shit. This is the highlight of my evening.

Been alright. Still kinda beat up the girl I was seeing left though. You?

>Been alright. Still kinda beat up the girl I was seeing left though.

Upset she "cut you off"?

She just up and "walked" out on you?

You're still "crawling" after her OP?

Have you come to the realization you could be a great gimp for a gay person, easily set you up in a hanging seat & bang the shit out of you while staring into your eyes since theres nothing in the way up front?

No thanks

What do you do for work?

What's worse: retarded ADA access or no ADA access?

>What jokes have you tonight?
I feel like I got all the better jokes out last time, so you might say the joke subject is on its last leg. I have a feeling we'd both have similar issues doing stand-up comedy, being stumped on stage... I don't know, something about walking off stage, I guess, to stick with the theme.. Not really my best work here, I feel like I was able to work in the jokes in a more organic way last time, but there you go.

Are you glad to be alive or wish you were dead?

Work in a smoke shop.

Both suck. There's a place here who's parking lot has their handicap spots all the way at the end away from their entrance and their sidewalk and parking lot is fucked with potholes and cracks. I think the reason it's like this is because the entire sidewalk up to it is terraced off like a dam to prevent flooding but it sucks either way.

No access sucks worse and is legitimately embarrassing at times. Old towns and antique shops are the worst with this.

Gg

Tbh it's not actually that bad. Definitely glad to be living.

Also BRB boys. Have to do something. But will be back if threads alive.

>smoke shop
I'm sure you can do better OP. Start climbing mountains I'd suggest, the biggest complain of mountaineers is their legs hurting.
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