Getting bored of my regular life, thinking about going into crime just for the adrenaline...

Getting bored of my regular life, thinking about going into crime just for the adrenaline. What sort of crime do you recommend?

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Tax evasion.

not exciting enough

Suicide bomber in the woods.

not muslim

Gughinga

Money laundering

Get employed by the FBI

Sell drugs.
Pros
Lots of sex from broke but pretty women
Lots of money
Cons
People calling all night long, forever
New fun habits
The party never ends
Pound in the ass prison

selling drugs is probably pretty easy if you know any substance abusers

offer them a bag to hook you up with their dude, and so on up the line. Have 'em introduce you to their friends, give out your number. Pretty profitable if you're not getting high or robbed.

Source: Substance abuser for 25 yrs