I like my Coffee how I like my women

I like my Coffee how I like my women...

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white with a big round ass?

Full of cream?

black and bitter?

Bitter?

Dark and bitter ?

Ground up in a can?

ground up and in the freezer?

ground up and in a container of boiling liquid

black and oily?

Hot and frothy ?

Artsy and decorated?

Hot and strong... and with a spoon in them.

accessed through the internet and received in 2 dimensions?

quiet.

...pumped full of cream?

Without a dick in them

Wait... how do you drink your coffee? XP

Unnecessarily alternative to the point of frustration?
I have to make these cunts daily it's fucking insufferable

sweet and goes down easy.