A fortune teller that I met in the Walmart parking lot one time told me that if I gave him a thousand dollars I would...

A fortune teller that I met in the Walmart parking lot one time told me that if I gave him a thousand dollars I would wake up as Veruca in my next life.

I handed him the money and I cried into his arms, I've always wanted to be reincarnated as her when I'm done with this shitty life.

The best part was he told me that all memories of my previous life will be erased, and that I will have no idea that I'm not the real veruca, or that I'm living in a simulation, he said that I will be a little npc unaware of anything wrong.

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coreybro...

Serious question. Is this a meme I don't know of or an actual fantasy you have?

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it's forced

What do you mean?

I wish I was making this up. I am unbelievably serious right now. I want to become Veruca so bad I can't help it. I really wish I didn't want to be her, but I can't help fantasizing becoming her.

What's that

No it isn't. I'm not forcing this picture in front of your face, I'm not forcing you to participate in interacting with me.

It's your choice, yet you choose to complain regardless. Any Forums is for random thought, not getting your knickers in a twist over such trivial matters. Grow up.

Oh wow that's such an interesting fantasy then. Would you like to talk more about it in private? I genuinely just wanna know more about the mechanics and motivations of this fantasy. This is my discord if you are interested JuneRaye#3335

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Take your medicine.

I can't explain it. I was born to be veruca. It's deeply engraved in my soul, something inside me always knew that I was meant to become her. Whenever I saw the movie Its almost like I could feel God metaphorically tapping me on the shoulder telling me, "this is you, user". And one day at the gates of heaven Saint Peter is going to give me a body swap ticket, and I will use that ticket to become her.

How could you enjoy being veruca if all your memories are taken away?
It would be like transfering you into veruca's body, then scooping the brains out and replacing them with the actual veruca's brains. You'd be dead and a Veruca would be running around that has no sense of ever having been you. It seems pointless.

>we're the music makers
>we're the dreamers of dreams

My therapist. She's the best.

>tell Ms more

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YWNBAW

Have you tributed her?

But that's where you're wrong. I get to experience life as veruca, something I always wanted. It doesn't matter if my former life is destroyed to pieces, because I will be her and not the guy I currently am.

It's impossible to have a fictional character as your therapist. Get your mind out of the gutter. Julie Dawn Cole is a therapist, not the character she played.

You're a disgusting pedophile. I don't like her like that. I just want to live life as her.

Will you kick your legs and flash your panties like she did?

Most of the women you see in everyday life were men in their previous life, before they died and were reincarnated into someone new. I'm not talking about transgenderism, I'm talking about placing your soul into a biological female body.

No. Grow the fuck up.

you should contact some faggot ass news website

You bet !

If you actually feel this way I find it super fascinating, tho im not sure why. Maybe it's just something about the idea of longing to be a character such as her in a world such as that that seems oddly understandable to me. Tho honestly I don't remember the movie very well. Could you maybe give me a rough idea of what is it about being her that you are so enamored with? I know its probably complicated but could you try to put some of it into words? I really hope you aren't just larping and trolling cause otherwise I'm the biggest retard in the world right now lol

Oh I was wondering if there was a sexual angle to it. I'm glad to know there isn't, it's a lot more interesting if this connection you feel is solely or at least mostly emotional.

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Looks like you're the biggest retard in the world I guess. You dissed yourself haha.

Alright, anti-religious edgelord, I'll swim up to your little boat, but i'm not here for the bait. I'm here to sincerely help you out. I can tell you're in the middle of the transition into a proper Hive minions and you just can't get past this hurdle. In your defense, this is one of the biggest ones for people. It might make you laugh that it includes alot of brainwashed religious sheeple too. So bare with me, I'm fucking tired and worn.

[Vnr.]

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