Does anyone else have an existential crisis when asked "what Hobbies do you have?" Or "what do you do in your free time...

not really. those are questions for simple people. simple people like other simple people. try to simplify things to understand them properly. typically simple people are intimidated by people who are more complex.

same thing if they ask what your favorite sports team is. sports are nice and simple. that's why people like them. dogs are simple as well.

''What are you, a faggot?''

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No, why would I have an existential crisis over a question.

i have an existential crises when the fast food worker asks what i want.

I just say "My hobbies are hanging on in quiet desperation, watching the days turn into weeks, turn into years, watching my hopes and dreams fall by the wayside like so many tears in rain, and finally, praying for a miracle each night, that someone swoops in and saves me from this lifetime of drudgery and thankless toil all for a few coins and the chance to wake up and do it all again tomorrow a little older, a little grayer, and with a little less sand in my hourglass."

I like to be honest, and really give them something to think about. Go big or go home.

is that a movie qoute? thats pretty good. i imagine jack Nicholson saying this

No I just made it up right here on the spot. I've been posting here for hours now, I'm kind of in a zen like trance.

Just tell them you bully strangers on the internet for fun.

kek. Whenever someone asks what I do for fun all I can think of is Any Forums (of course I would never tell them). I literally do nothing but browse Any Forums and sleep

I do not have existential crises because NDEs are real and prove that there is an afterlife. So nothing matters here on Earth anyway.

Of course, nothing, and I do mean NOTHING, gets normies and NPCs more uncomfortable and/or riled up than the idea that near-death experiences are ACTUALLY real, and that there is good reason to think that they are and that we should take them seriously.

Here is an extremely persuasive argument for why near-death experiences (NDEs) are real:

youtu.be/U00ibBGZp7o

It makes a huge deal about the fact that near-death experiencers (NDErs) are representative of the population as a whole, and that when people go deep into the NDE, they all become convinced. As this article points out:

psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

>"Statistics collected ... show that the "deeper" the NDE ... the greater the percentage of those who come away certain of the existence of the afterlife. Among those with the deepest experiences ... 100 percent came away agreeing with the statement, "An afterlife definitely exists"."

Since NDErs are representative of the population as a whole, and they are all convinced, then 100% of the population become convinced that there is an afterlife when they have a sufficiently deep NDE themselves. And so would you, me, or anyone, including the most dogmatic atheists and skeptics, because it is VASTLY more self-evidently real than this puny little experience of life on Earth we have now. When you dream and wake up, you immediately realize that life is more real than your dream. When you have an NDE, the same thing is happening, but on a higher level, as you immediately realize that life is the deep, deep dream and the NDE world is the real world.

Needless to say, even physicians, neuroscientists, and psychiatrists are convinced by their NDEs.

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yo bro, u should just do some shit irl. if you have a bike, ride it around once a week and pretend you do that shit all the time if asked. if you have a car, suddenly you can say 'i go downtown and feel awkward there occasionaly, but generally just enjoy riding my bike around the parks' if you like animals, u have an out literally forever with chicks. u can just say youre hanging out with your dog instead of playin vidja and fappin to hentai. just do some pushups or knee pushups if youre too weak and constantly better yourself.
>eventually youll be the chad asking 'what do you do in your free time' and make bitches make decisions because youre the prize not them

''Why an afterlife obviously exists''

This reeks of cope from millions of kilometers away.

Just say you need to believe there is ''something'' because you're scared of nothing.

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This is good advice, I hope OP reads this.

Op here. Yea I like this mentality
"make bitches make decisions because youre the prize not them"

samefaggot here
furthermore you should just find some shit ur interested in and learn about it. i had no idea i loved fixing engines until i failed at 4 other jobs. failure isnt the end.
>the nice people you want to know are avoiding the same people you are
you have to keep searching for the good ones, they're few and far between
>you can also tell them youre a memelord and show them funny pictures from the internet, normalfags dont go to Any Forums you have cutting edge memes