Officialy turning into a 30yo wizard today. AMA i guess
Officialy turning into a 30yo wizard today. AMA i guess
Jaxon Torres
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Asher Cruz
are u fake and gay
Jayden Howard
Congratulations, only 10 more years before you start to unlock your full potential.
Christian Baker
i wish it was a fake...
Unfortunately, i am 30yo today, and i've never made it with a girl.
Also, not gay at all, but people can do whatever the F they want for what i care...
It sure seems like i'm gonna be a full potential wizard indeed... The way things are turning, i'm gonna end my life alone.
Robert Jones
Since you're a wizard now I'd ask you to cast a spell but you probably don't have enough INT to even cast magic missile
Asher Wilson
Happy birthday, might as well fuck hookers at this point. Maybe you'll start to become less autistic around women. Just remember they're fucking for cash, I know how you virgins like to be sentimental.
Liam Evans
Honestly user I'm never impressed with sex. This fake ass I have is just as good doggy style. Women are such a fucking drag too -- I'm voluntarily single. You aren't missing out. Embrace the wizardry.
Connor Brooks
Fuck it probably is equivalent to using a sex doll, trying to work with your miserable ass. Bet your doll stays wet longer cuz the bitches dry right up
Ayden King
Wizards have loads of INT
Just no Charisma
Daniel Stewart
Yup...
I'd say i rolled the shittiest stats on the randomizer so my INT would be something like 9/20 (since 8 means you can't read in D&D if i remember well) sorry about that.
Thx. Well, the thing is, i'm thinking about sex, of course, but not to the point where i give a fuck... I'm so tired of women's bullshit... Having to deal with their BS just for some compagny or some sex feels stupid to me. And to be honnest, i don't know any women that is interesting to the point where i want to keep in touch with her. I only know a few bros whose are really simple yet trustwhorthy, fun and not complicated as fuck (or gold diggers), so i'd rather stay withthis little group of friends...
But yeah, i i really wanted to have sex, i'd rather pay 200€ for some hot 10/10, and "ejaculate and evacuate" instead of flirting for days with a 6/10 merely interesting and fuckable that will cuck me ASAP...
I guess it rejoins somehow what you say. I'm at a point where i'd rather avoid the BS and all that useless comedy of having a GF whatever the cost is... I see so many of my friends/familly members/ neighbours in couple yelling at each other everyday... It seems to me that they can't stand each other but absolutely do not want to be single. I pity them, really...
Juan Adams
Think whatever you want user but I've laid over 30 women. You're just a faggot
Isaac Bailey
Justin Reyes
Are you going to continue studying and improving yourself? Will you continue to level up your stats???
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Owen Ortiz
Negro slaves have sex more than you.
John Walker
dark handsome stranger ? Sounds just like him
An empty can of Pringles filled with two sponges have more sex than me.
A dead animal raped by a stray dog has more sex than me.
For what i care, i'd rather have no sex than having to endure that bullshit of having to flirt with every 6/10 of my town and buys them shit and pretend to be interested in the fact that they "heal" themselves with pretty rocks just so i could possibly get the chance that one of them will eventually wants to fuck with me after a few wekks of this comedy...
Michael Baker
Have you even tried to get pussy?
Like i was virgin faggot but then i just tried for once and at the end of the year i had bodycount of 10, surprisingly only 2 were fatties
Carter Cook
Sex is severely overrated. The few minutes of good feeling do not at all weigh up to dealing with the woman and all her bullshit, be it putting the effort into picking her up or dealing with her shit 24/7 when it's your girlfriend.
Logan Stewart
Yes. I mean : story time i guess.
As a teenager, i had 2-3 girlfriends but they were crazy so it didn't last long and we only kissed and stuff.
Then, i wasn't originaly interested to death into having a GF. I live in a small town, there are not many people to meet and things to do, so i guess i learnt during my entire childhood and teenage years to get myself occupied without counting on people for it.
So i always played video games, read some mangas or more "serious" books in order to go to sleep less stupid than the day before, etc. Well, let's just say that socializing wasn't top of my list even though i knew it could be funny from time to time.
Long story short, i did not feel the need to go for some pussy that much during my life... If i had to summarize, i would say that it feels to me like if it was a balance, the cons are heavier than the pros of having to play that seduction game and to get rejected and to retry and blablabla until you get a girl...
I'm just not that much interested of all the bullshit around the things you have to do in order to get laid... Again, i do not even know women that i would appreciate to have around for a long period of time in the first place so...
I tried going to the gym and taking care of myself at 200% (gym, food, good books, coking, etc Everything you can think about) but i ended up being around people that were just not really like me : superficial, or with no interesting hobbies or not conversation, so, eventually, i stopped it, i didn't want to "force" it. At least i can say i tried i guess...
Parker Ross
+1 to this
Christopher Roberts
Thats the first thing b told me when i finally managed to have sex. That i could no longer be a wizard ..and honestly? I fucking regret the shit. Keep going. Be strong. Become a fucking wizard. You can do it. Women and sex? Theyre not worth it. You have your wizard powers to look forward to. Maintain the course my brother. I will cheer you on in spirit.
Jack Butler
Happy Birthday, there are YouTube channels of total ten's that teaches how she likes to be talked with and what works to get her to go all the way:
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Learn how to get with Women from Women
Luis Carter
Do you have long hair?