ITT: we pretend it is 20009 Any Forums

HAHAHA PEDOBEAR IS FUNNY XD! BOXXY IS TOTALLY THE QUEEN OF Any Forums LOL CATS ARE FUNNY

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hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

speaking of queens, i think elizabeth II is going to live past 100

Any Forums is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
Any Forums is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
Any Forums is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
Any Forums is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
Any Forums is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
Any Forums is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
Any Forums is one who first introduced you to Goatse.
Any Forums is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
Any Forums is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
Any Forums is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
Any Forums is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, Any Forums laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who Any Forums called for you.
Any Forums is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
Any Forums is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the adviser.
Any Forums is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
Any Forums is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
Any Forums is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
Any Forums is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
Any Forums is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
Any Forums is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
Any Forums is the uncle who has touched you several times.
Any Forums is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
Any Forums is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
Any Forums is wonderful.

Honestly I would have nailed boxxys pussy during her peak. But then she almost immediately hit the wall. She’s disgusting

June / sh0eOnHead chick still looks the part, but still suffers from GotIS

Hey Any Forums , I was drinking my coffee just now when when my friend and his brother who made said coffee bursts into the room laughing. They threw a bottle on my lap and ran away. This JUST happened

What is syrup of ipicuc?

Should I go to the hospital?

m00t is kill

I wish to be the little girl

Bump my thread please
Also

Die pedoscum