Um. . . I want to fuck my daughter

No, not one of *those* threads.

She's 27 and I'm 52. I fap to her almost exclusively. Beautiful, smart girl with a slammin' body. Nnnhhgghh.

What do?

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if your smart
keep it in your pants and beat your dick to her in private

if you aren't
give her a sibling and make her a mom

You're presuming she'd want to fuck me. I would doubt it. I mean, if my mom made a pass at me when I was 27, I'd have been mortified.

Neck yourself. Please.

You are not helpful.

Women generally wanna fuck their fathers more than men wanna fuck their mothers.

that's what i mean. if you wanna never see her again go ahead and make a move. otherwise don't no matter how good she'd look in your wife's panties.

I can see what the world has done to you. I can feel the weight. I can see what this life has handed you. I can feel the weight.

Were you a good parent to her and are you on good terms as of now?

IF YOU WAANT YOU CAN WILL IT. YOU CAN HAVE IT. I CAN PUT IT RIGHT THERE IN YOUR HAAANDS.

Yes, very and yes, very.

She has no idea.

>I want to fuck my daughter

Based and normal.

What do? Build the best creep/fap folder of your daughter possible. Spy cams to collect fap material. Make deepfake vids and nudify her innocent bikini pictures. Goon to her like crazy.

Unless she comes on to you tho being a perv is about your only option. Unless you want to drug her like a fucktoy.

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THEN FUCKING DONT BRING IT UP TO HER!!!
If you don't say anything you can still jerk off to her and will then also have someone who will be there for you in old age when you want company of loves ones the most.
If you do tell her she will be absolutely disgusted and you will never look into each other's eyes again

I know this is the only realistic answer but, damn. Fuuuuck.

dude, calm down.

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If op ain't larping he may very well destroy a one in a lifetime relationship because he's horny, better to be too rough than to soft

Sadly, I am not larping.

If you want to chat about it, hit me up on kik. EnglishD68.

cringe

Everything is one in a lifetime, homo.

holy shit dude...

Where do you think you are Newfriend?

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This is the only real answer in this thread.

Then maybe the following will help you keep your mouth shut.
You are not having sex with your daughter. Full stop, no ifs and buts, that will never happen.
If you don't tell your daughter, you can still jerk off to her and also enjoy her company. If you do tell her you won't ever talk normally to her again, and you won't even be able to masturbate, because everytime you think of her you will feel incredible regret thatll be 10 times stronger than any horniness

You should have listened to GG Allen. Because it's too late. Now if you want to try some MKUltra stuff... Maybe, but I highly doubt a normal 27 year old woman wants a sexual relationship with her father.
Does she have nice tits?
My advice is to have her help you hook up with one of her friends.

A bullet to OP's head is a good diagnosis.

>A bullet to OP's head is a good diagnosis.

Relax. Reddit seems more your speed.

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Like your digits. The woman in question is 27. Do you want all fathers that are sexually attracted to their daughters killed? That's going to be alot of dead fathers.

>everybody I don't like is a redditor
You can believe whatever you want in your fantasys user.

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I know but never wanted to fuck anyone this badly. She was showing me something on her phone the other day, standing next to me, and I almost fucking lost it and jumped her. NEVER had that feeling before.

This is strong.

Yeah, have a few pics already of bikini and sports bra stuff. Can't do any spy cam shit - too risky and impossible to explain away if discovered.