There's a new girl at work, she's cute. I don't want to come off thirsty but when the opportunity comes I'll introduce myself, shake her hand and ask a few quick questions to gauge her interest. What few quick questions should I ask? I know im over thinking it but i just want a smooth first interaction to see if she doesnt even want me asking her shit or weirding her out by being a tad nervous. I'm thinking of asking greentext below
>where do you commute from
>How do you like the office environment
There's a new girl at work, she's cute...
A: she was a hoo-wah
B. She hit me
Good luck with those questions
Don't try to get laid where you get paid
this
dont shit where you sleep
>no social circle
>going through very dry spell
I'll take my chances
is she rubenesque
What does this mean?
Is she a whale
Not at all
It's a quote from Johnny Sack ya big dummy.
Go for it, you'll probably find a way to fuck it up, though, you're on Any Forums after all
online flirt and hit on girls when you're about to leave your workplace
Trust Me
go hang out at a nice bar/pub, just walk about to a woman and ask how their night is going. Ask them questions and talk about yourself if it's relevant. Make sure you flirt and demonstrate your value.
when you've got some privacy either kiss them or invite them back to your place.
Congratulations, you've just gotten laid.
So how big is your vag? Have the HIV?
Going to a bar alone is overwhelming, I need a wingman
you need confidence and practice. If you feel overwhelmed start talking to some lonely guys. It lets you practice your social skills on the spot and shows all the women at the venue that you're just a social person and not just after any poon you can get. It really works, plus you meet some genuinely interesting people.
I met a corporate lawyer from Mumbai that was buying me drinks all night last week. After I left him I just started talking to some girls nearby
Any tips/ do's and don'ts when going to a bar alone?
Bump
This. Find someone to go with you.