The shittiest job

I wish there were a lower end on jobs that really sucked. Nobody asked to be born especially not up fuckcreek. There should be more jobs and things that you can do to make money, quickly, and without much qualification. Getting a degree as a bum is a longterm thing. In the meantime, I need to be able to sell a kidney or idk have sex with a giant fat dude.

Maybe I could make a onlyfan where I do embarrassing fucked up shit for money?

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Agree with your sentiment OP.
The only way to make money is to either do grueling shit that no one wants to do on a miserable level for hours a day or to exploit people or the system. Theres no way to win and keep both your sanity and your metaphorical soul.

This. It's starve or torture, yourself or others. There's no other option given. I'm currently torturing my family. They don't see it that way but I do. Fuck earth. I didn't ask to be here.

>don't go to school for degree
>life ends up being shitty
Wow too bad nobody warned you about this basic fact of life

no, i want to do miserable grueling shit, but not for long

i'm saying, people get paid more to do dirty jobs right? (not really, my whole premise is fucked from the beginning) well, there should be more shitty jobs that pay well. Like, there should be more jobs where it's just some horrible fucking nasty disgusting task, that pays a good bit of money for doing it.

basically i'm saying i wish there were a porn scene so vile and disgusting, some one off sort of task that nobody but the most desperate would do, something so gross that doing it just once would pay like $10,000. But there's not. None that I can think of at least

wait i got one hitman. okay there's one.

can you just kill yourself already buttfuck

>nasty job only once for $10,000
You mean a hitman?

We live in a capitalist society. If you aren't born into money or aren't quick enough in school to score the grades you need to land a decent job, you don't deserve to live. Earn your keep or get against the wall.

Clean septic tanks for a living

Line up chief

what about counting cards?

I'll take robbing a bank for 500 bob

Check out crab fishing if you want some risky dirty work.
Secondly an oil rig.

You kind of have to make those nasty jobs yourself, BUT there is a market for sex from men--from other men (moreso if you are in a big city).

I once tried being an escort/gigolo/male prostitute just out of curiosity. It was in a small town, and I got one offer for $1000 by a guy to do, assumingly, butt stuff. But I wasn't gay, and was new to sex work, so I was a little paranoid. I ended up refusing because of how much money it was, and my reluctance to do gay sex.

I was a man in a girl's world, so I should have saw it coming.

>quick enough

Do you realize how boring school is?

i really am about to idk start offering suc of dic lmao like I'm so sick of grinding it out at a shit job hoping some day I might have enough to start my own little business and hope that goes well enough that I can go to school... you'd think having a partner would help but girls and friends have only fucking fucked me, in fact i'd be fucking fine rn if it weren't for goddamned women

the average job isnt a obtainables thing, it doesnt exist outside of the market. most jobs are dumbed downn and reduced to simple tasks for retards.

As in, no one outside a market needs the service of an average clerk, even if theyre selling a product.

Or: no one needs a construction worker to complete one small part of a larger task.

unfortunately, our society is so colossally retarded, the probability of finding a competent person is extremely low.

Defeatist attitude. I went to school, got a job helping people and the environment, and make six figures doing it. You need to invest in yourself initially to make the payback layer, but if you haven’t put anything in, why do you think you should get anything out?

>t. deluded optimist

I obtained a Degree in Information Security after going the whole academic route. Scholarship and everything.
No criminal record.
You aren't the only one that got the grades and put in the work chief. Whats good for you may not be good for the next dude.

You should have gotten a degree in logic so you'd be able to spot the intellectually disabled fallacy you just did.

If anything, lots of people have figured out how to get better jobs online. The US labor shortage that's been going on for a year? Could be everyone just decided they don't need income, but I bet a lot of young people figured out how to get jobs online (for higher-paying, out-of-area companies) that pay at least as much as working in a restaurant or whatever, and they can do it from home in their underwear. And maybe on their own schedule.