ICARLY! Ask me!

Holy fuck! I had a one night stand with Miranda! Last weekend!

Ask me anything.

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how big is her cock

God she's so hot Any Forumsros...

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How’s her ass? She a squirter?

Yes.

Did you get the herp or the clap?

Me too! She said I could only put it in her but butt because she wanted to keep the sperms I'm her pussy. Was that you?

She took a facial and it most went in her right eye. She smiled. I'm proud of her mobility. She rode me. Did doggie style. She must have seen porn. Perfect pussy. And soft too!

I met her at the hotel spa.

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Post pix or it didn't happen!

Larping this hard. Place, date, hotel, and convos in 5 minutes or you're a lying faggot

prove it or you're a redditoid

>she's so pretty, Any Forumsros

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Andre the G and Miranda the C, now that would be quite the porno!

You are completely and totally full of shit.
Greentext a believable story for us.
Be creative I guess because you are totally full of shit anyway.
God damn I wish that were me tho.

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I can't. She'd never talk to me again. She didn't care if we fucked. Just no photos of it. I still text and call her. I'm want to see her again. She's growing out her pubes for me. They were trimmed. I said I would love her natural bush. She said over the phone I'll grow it out and laughed. This is a good thing going. She's fun as heck and humble. I ate her sweet humble pie. Definitely delicious. She's very clean.

Cringe.
Concentrated incel wizard cringe.

Dubs means you're jealous! Ha, ha!

LMAO

I love full bushes too, and I have had a crush on her for a long time, so, way to go, my man!

And I've fucked an A list star too
kinda? dated for a few months
it was a hot mess
and the funniest thing is, I had no clue (can I go back in time and kick my own ass) because we just met as two people and had a funny conversation, though having to go meet up at Skywalker Ranch should have been I clue I guess?

Carrie Fisher?

Portman?

Daisy

how desperate and sad are all you faggots that you believe nonsense like this?