How do you approach a woman?

How do you approach a woman?

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On foot

Walk up to her while making direct eye contact. Make sure to maintain a powerful stance and be prepared to grasp her if she gets spooked.

Give her crackers

If she hisses at you or tries to bite, run

pickup a fuckload of speed then skid out and stop right in front of her, almost hitting her, on my bigwheel

With zip ties and a gun, pre lubed

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on the back of my recent hunt

Take her picture, run it through pimeyes, find her socials including linkedin. research her favorite bands, find her job. sit in the smoking section, mention to people you're looking for a job, discover the work gossip and any positions you might be able to get.
Apply for a job, get hired, work there a 3 months, ask to transfer to . Become colleague, wear shirt of her favorite band, instant conversation starter.

it's easy.

Damn bro. I'm speechless...

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extend bbc

Aflak

Are the zip ties or the gun pre lubed? Or both? Or...

smell her butt and if she becomes angry, wait for a while. If she forgets about it, do it again. When she least expects it. Eventually she will get used to it.
The smell on her butt will tell you green light or red light on approach.
Smells like poop or fart is red light. Unless ofcourse you are a farmer. In which case, poop could come in handy.
Use a bucket if you're going to collect poop tho. Don't want that smell to get stuck on your hands. It's a very sticky aroma that poop.

Good luck user.

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>If she hisses at you or tries to bite, run

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Holy fuck I have suspensions of disbelief, but I am also worried you're genuine and entirely serious because you are profoundly autistic, bordering on sociopathic.

With disdain and a positive attitude. Works like a charm.

> run hitman.exe

First, you slllidddeeee up to the bar, then you say: “I can’t believe how fucking fat you are!”
Then tell her that You like the way she makes her titties shake
And if she lost a little weight, shed look like Ricki Lake!

DO NOT I REAPEAT DO NOT PUT LUBE ON ZIP TIES. it makes them harder to tie.

Just like that. Perfect. She'll think you're soooo cute!