Game breaks the fourth wall

Random hate and vitriol is not a replacement for personality either.

>*deletes your save file*
what do you do now, user?

I hate newfags so much it's unreal.

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>enemies can use grab attacks

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shut up retard

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t. chink.

>be retarded
>be mad that you're retarded
>post memes and hate all the time
>some chad points out that memes aren't a sufficient replacement for a personality
>"fuck that's a good one I better start saying that"
zoomers are literally non-people
algorithms have more going for them than these bots

you’re the only rodent here

>chad
>oomer
>Any Forumstexting
Back to Facebook goyim.

Based cat.

based fluffy kitty

I hate cats because of personal reasons. It's not random at all.

kys chang

Must be kinda frustrating being so autistic you cannot enjoy understand joy. Good luck with your spergy life, loser.

Lmao at your pathetic zoomcunt ass

>stealth is too good

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Based, cats are pests
>all the butthurt toxobrains in the replies
like poetry

You snooze you loose, based dog.

Projecting your autism won't cure it.

>the delay with how much foundation the blood had to go through to start leaking

>game is about depression

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Neck yourself zoomer

Not your blog faggot

>NOT MY ZOOMERINO
>MY HECKING CATTO
>HE'S LIKE A SON TO ME
>BARBED FELINE PENIS

maybe foundation could be good against minor wounds

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CATTO SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

why are cats like this?

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How does she stay in "content creator" mode after that? Not human.

Not your site newcancer.

Uh oh, he’s revved up now

That cat is chilling after a long day at work, depression my arse.

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Touuuuuuurrriiiiiisssstttt

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This but unironically

Itoddlers btfo

Any Forums has always been a cat site, you oblivious newfaggot. Time to go back, you're not fitting in.

Toxoplasmosis increases testosterone serum. Maybe you should consider getting a cat?

cool story bro

I'm sorry you got molested

Zoom along, zoomcunt.

Based pedophile

>enemy AI has perfect aim and can hit you from anywhere

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you're the only one talking about pancakes

goddamnit this video is funny.

Why do chinks hate cats? is it because cats have souls and they dont?

NIGGA GOT BULLIED BY A CAT LMAOOOO

omg how could this happen

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Dogs work. Cats are lazy shits.

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why'd he do it bros?

Only newfags are this desperate to fit in. You have no idea why caturday was a thing. You're just mimicking it because you grew up reading le epic screenshots on reddit. Bots have more independent thoughts than you.

why did he do it bros?

Yes. It all boils down to jealousy.

>let me record this with my phone and do nothing to stop it
why are women like this?

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Kat.

Cats bury their shit. Because it’s literal shit.
Dogs dig up the shit that cats bury and eat it like a gourmet meal.

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>Records it and does nothing
Why are women like this?

>when you finally sit back and relax after a long day of toddler mauling

OMG SO CUTE I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE DIE

Been here since 07', while you were still shitting your little diapers. Don't reply to me ever again, retard. Once again, you're NOT fitting in. It's time you fucked off back to whatever Discord shithole you crawled out of.

>[zooming intensifies]

I find it really fucking weird that the cat understands what's on screen

If you're going to pretend to be retarded, at least get the extension that prevents samefag detection extensions from working.
The amount of times you replied to yourself is fucking embarassing

This you?

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At least put in some effort into your obvious larp.

Go back where you came from tourist.

This but unironically

this is why I never get female cats

>tourist
No u.

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Based

I thought only primates, dolphins and elephants understood how mirrors work.

Thots fear the Kot

w-what???

based

The only way to defeat gym rats.

Ahhhhhh he's going hard on thr grind just like my christian cartoons

Imagine having your cat attack you on camera and you put it up anyway because you want likes
tiktok is such a cancer on society

FASTER

based workout routine, gotta stay fit somehow.

Biker didn’t die, he did the roll maneuver to protect himself and his leather suit and helmet took most of the scrapes.

What is wrong with you?

>PREDICTABO

Lol
>enemy has huge unbeatable mook on their side, so you have to use pacifist options

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>Thots fear the Knot
ftfy

>he didn't die so it's ok to laugh at him
Damn. Cold.

I love when people on reddit post about their pets destroying their shit. They get so butthurt when you point out they wouldn't have these problems if they didn't keep stupid destructive animals in their home. These are the same people who proudly proclaim the benefits of being "childfree."

>when you wake up hungry and the nearest toddler is 5 miles away

>game has extreme shifts in reputation with a faction

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DSP tier moment, roastie got what was coming

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Everyone tries suck their own dick at some point.

They probably recognize their owner in the video.
When they apply the filter and the face changes in the video, they look at the person to check if it actually changed.

LOL

>t. doesn’t know shit about motorcycle racing
Faggot he didn’t have a scratch.

>Any Forums users online VS irl

kys

Just fuck already and stop leaving lovey dovey messages all over the thread, fags

glitch in the matrix

I get that you actually don't mind cats, and might even like them, and just wanted some (You)s; so have mine.

that cat will kill millions.......

It might just be that they're turning to their owner for reassurance. Not that they're necessarily realizing that it's them and a giant cat version of their owner on the screen. Although I think cats can learn to understand that a reflection isn't really another cat physically there, as far as I know they can't comprehend that it's specifically them.

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CATS BAD!!!!

kek

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Arigato... Gyro...

Hah.

youtu.be/Lm0n4dTl3E8

Cold.

Go back outsider.

This is why you crate your dog or confine it to a room before leaving.

Ask me how I know you have brown skin

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Damn, he can do more than me.

you don't even have to do that if you raised it properly

So you put them in a cage and then put their food on top of the cage and they're trying to reach it. That's not nice of you.

I'm caucasian/hispanic but ok

Pah, fake and staged.
The cat was a paid actor.

>stray cat that would visit my house to hang out with my pet cat in the garage since the door was always left slightly open for them
>he would get close to us but never within petting distance and would always back away when trying to touch him
>one day when giving him a plate of food I finally managed to sneak in a pet while he was distracted making him flinch in surprise so I let him be
>the very next day rather than his usual cautious approach the stray comes running up to me and starts rubbing my legs while jumping into my hand as I reach down to pet him

>Mikiri Counter

goddamn cats are based

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Can confirm, I was the cat. 20 hours in the makeup chair.

>caucasian/hispanic
Lol delusional spic

This is a good story.

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Why yes, I do kill dogs at every opportunity. They are unclean creatures and have no place in society. Inshallah

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>samefag detection extensions
Those exist?!

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My dad did something similar with a dog and a cat
Now they watch his chickens
He loves those little bastards

Why are women of all species so annoying? Let the bros be

Why are lions so gay?

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It is said that when cat rubs your legs it leaves a smell that acts as signal to other cats that you are its property.

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>homosexuality is unnat-

No, you fucking retard. You can, however, see how many people are in a thread, and use your deductive reasoning skills to decide whether or not someone is samefagging.

You are a rodent.

And the only reason it does that because is it loves you so much that it doesn't want to share.

>fear

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YOU

Not having a dad growing up must've been rough for you. I hope you get over it.

No.
I just knew that someone samefagging so obviously would be likely to fall for it, and given he immediately stopped posturing about someone else being a newfag and stopped shitting up the thread in general, he clearly fell for it.
Quite ironic, really.

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JUST

JUST

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i love cats so fucking much

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>people have a life outside of monitoring a thread
Damn. You got me furry. Everyone you don't like is samefagging.

Fucking based
Bless you

If you'd trade brain function for testosterone levels you clearly have no brain function, so I guess you belong to the one group that might actually benefit

Catfags absolutely seething at this post.

>game lets you sneak into enemy camps

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>newfags STILL don't know how to check for samefag

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They hate the truth but dogs do dumb things all the time I just dog-proofed my bedroom and let him chill there with his toys and the window.

That cat wasn't fucking around, went straight for the neck. Motherfucker was going for the kill.

As much as I'd like to believe it, and funny as it is, it's too much of a stretch that someone could be this much of a transparent bitch.

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why are they like this?

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lol

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Do cats have abs?

Based
Bless you

Feeling joy at something as insubstantial as a sentient hairball engaging in various nonsensical behaviours befitting its nonexistent intelligence, especially if it compels you to waste your time watching same, is one of the most useless character traits you could have

You house the little shit, you feed him and this is what they do
House plants will always be the best pets

>macbook
She deserved it

HELP MY PC IS SPEWING MUSTARD GAS HELP HELP HE

Every time.

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why are orange cats the silliest out of all of em

Delusional and unable to read.

sand niggers have no place in the western world. Go hang out with the dog eating chinks.

lel
look at the wound
based cat hate snoyfags

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And you have no testosterone and no brain function, so you only stand to benefit.

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literally me

wtf he done do it my catto is literally loling at this mf

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>STOP POSTING WHOLESOME STUFF, REDDIT SAID Any Forums IS EDGY AND IF YOU AREN'T EDGY I'LL TELL MY MOM YOU AREN'T LETTING ME PLAY WITH YOU

...

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>Walk out naked in front of your bf challenge
The fuck sort of “challenge” is that? It’s an everyday thing if you’re living with someone.

Moderately upset. Brand new.

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some birds do as well

GOT EM

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>611376221
Fucking disgusting

He seems pretty alive to me

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Based cat.
The internet is unironically the devil.

Discord ERP session

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kill yourself toxonigger

Based, just for making losers with toxoplasmosis seethe.

>enemies can enter "safe zones"

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tough day at school, friendo?

imagine a first person shooter but instead of going around killing people, you're going around petting cats

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this thread so nostalgic just like when I was 13 yo in 07' and us 4channelers accepted every fotm shitpost and had fun with it
do u liek teh mudkipes lol
haruhi mai waifu i can't wait to grow up n marry her

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Is he going to dump his entire folder now

>game has environmental hazards

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>items can be used to defeat enemies

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There's a fish that can too.

Sounds like something reddit would cum over

proof

>I am the King
>Majestic and graceful
>Every step I take is measured and powe-

not directly related, but could someone recommend a game where I get to crack the skulls of the little shits? that has to already exist, right?

relax

What are you doing with your life?

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test#Fish_2

That's quite hot. Anyways, do you know any good bestiality sites around?

this but unironically
your kind belongs on reddit

More than you

having blood running down on your face is /fa/ as fuck, thots and fags love that shit.

It has nothing to do with the webm
It's just a faggot bored out of his mind who has nothing else to do except lurk this website to make insanely retarded posts for (You)s

(You)
Now fuck off.

>enemies that unnerve you

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You've been here for over and hour while I'm about to move on.
Keep telling yourself that.

WHY CAN'T FUCKING Any Forums FIT THE FUCKING VIDEO ON SCREEN FOR FUCK'S SAKE

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My dog looks at me through the mirror all the time

I swear every calico I've met has been a massive aggressive cunt

How long have you been moving on from here already

did you even read it?

Don't they have aids or something?

Yeah, the game is called russian roulette with a full chamber, nigger.

>Game has loot boxes

Heh.

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Niggers make me uncomfortable too.

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No? The males have venom on their claws that hurts like a motherfucker.

>made that poor bird self conscious of his appearance.

Fucking fashion and beauty industry!

>Zoos are apparently natural

>Lions in captivity
>Natural

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirror_test#Fish
Wrong link sorry.

They're in fucking prison, bro.

Male lions fuck outside of Zoo's, too

>Wearing helmet and leathers
>Did a proper tuck and roll
>Has likely, since he is clearly an experienced motorcyclist, eaten shit before and knows the best way to roll with it
At worst he took a couple of bruises, you soft-handed pansy.

HAHAHAAHAHAH HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR IT

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>not using hover expand

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I'm not surprised that they have a scout watching the niggers.

That ostrich was doing a mating dance to that dude

>Part 7.webm

>Male lions fuck outside of Zoo's, too
Proof.

>mob has limited respawns

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And where the fuck did you hear that platypi have aids

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He's probably thinking of koalas with chlamydia.

The mirror test is flawed in that ANYTHING exposed to a mirror for the first time won't react normally to it, and the subject in question need to CARE about removing the spot or blemish from themselves.
I've seen one of my cats use a mirror to clean a cobweb off their ear, but it wasn't something I set up, and the cat didn't know I saw it. If it did, it probably wouldn't have done it.

>China
Well of fucking course.

I'm sure I can find a revolver, but I don't own any of the shitstains to use it on, so I'd prefer a video game if possible

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion#Reproduction_and_life_cycle
dw.com/en/10-animal-species-that-show-how-being-gay-is-natural/g-39934832
livescience.com/60910-gay-lions-not-quite.html
google.com/search?q=homosexual behaviour lions

Everything is content.

Based

Basado

How the fuck did this blob inspire the mermaid myth?

>noko in email
ive been here too long

RIP

>this faggot actually wasted his time searching for homo lion facts
fucking lel

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>The actual story behind the photograph shows that Mutua got some things wrong. The mounting behavior isn't actually sexual. And the official jumped the gun on attributing human motivations to animal behavior, experts said.
Wow, your own fucking link you retarded faggot.

Mirror test bullshit completely BTFO by one stupid cat video.

Drink enough rum and sea water without the faintest crumb of pussy in years and it'd be impressive what the refractive effects of water'll do to the image of the dugong.

Water distorting shape and lots of rum on ships.

it was my bad too, my retarded phone posting self didn't scroll the page to check what I was reading

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gottem

>game lets you have lots of party members at once
>you can play minigames with them

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I CUM ON CAT, CAT HISS AT PENIS

Are you retarded? The retarded nigger attributed human motivations to the animals, nowhere did I say that Lions fucking other Lions is homosexual
What those links show, however, that Lions fuck other Lions outside of Zoos, you mong

>Another link has literally nothing to do with sex
>Just pack animal behaviour, several in captivity
Great proof.

The third link you used literally contradicts your faggot oriented worldview

DAT ASS

The patience of Japanese people is exemplary. I can't sit for more than an hour before getting restless which is a massive pain on long haul flights, but this woman who was next to me was able to sit with perfect posture for the entire 14 hours only getting up once to go to the bathroom

Fucking gross.

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That is a fucking ridiculous ass.
And it's natty.
Crazy genes.
Is this just the result of niggers choosing women based on buttocks over thousands of years?

>And it's natty.
No it's not, go back to Any Forums.

It's called a cylinder, retard nigger

Any Forums is a pro-cat website

>tits to their knees
>ass to their knees too

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>that absolute dumptruck ass
>playing with lions like it's nothing
>on a desert of all places
>with some tropical savages
>on russian television
what the fuck am I watching

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it actually is natural, that bitch aint got no money for surgery. she probably doesnt even have a floor in her hut.
look up steatopygia

Pretty ballsy for it to attack in an environment where it's severely outnumbered

>combat uses stamina

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Real Life > Video Games

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Not your personal circlejerk.

How do christians explain this? If animals can he homo, then homosexuality was created by god

its in full on murder mode, it knows its surrounded and is going fucking ballistic. they dont normally burst through ceilings like that, either

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Those people are probably Khoisans, and the desert is probably the Kalahari

h-he's fast!

OH MASSA

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God isn't your dad.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking bug people

>try to remember the basics of CQC
>okay you can stop remembering now

What is this motherfucker's stats?!

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>Neighbor cats shit/pee/barf on my fucking grass
>Scream at night like retards
OH NOOO I LOVE THE CATTTOS!!!
Keep them inside your house you catshits

Inb4 a nigger calls us fags for disliking this type of deformity

>party member is actually just the village whore

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Animals can't "be" homo. The lions may have gay sex, but would also fuck a fertile female lion.

lel

>Is this just the result of niggers choosing women based on buttocks over thousands of years?

Nah, It's a genetic condition.called steatopygia

The way it turns at that dumb asshole at the end like "Seriously dude?"

it's an everyday thing for you to post your boyfriend's fake, practised reaction to your naked body on the internet to hopefully provoke jealousy from roasties and other faggots, and let keyboard psychologists analyze and pick apart your relationship?
The lives you normalfags live sound so tiresome

>loses an arm
>pauses, then looks at the guy who did it

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Even the men have dumptruck asses

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>I hope nobody saw that...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steatopygia
BUTTA!

>Its cool if I keep eating good it'll grow back in a couple years right bros?
>....
>Bros?!

>potion making

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I thought that black men having big fat butts was just a joke

safari milkers

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It's a natural evolution to protect against buck breaking

That cat is actually based; hope it ate a lot of babies before they killed it/drove it out of town.

>those G cuppers
I thought the average cup size in Africa was A-B

Why does that liquid makes them burst.

It's hot oil

Gundam?

Must be hot oil

>game has a chase sequence

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>Not teaching your dog that you'll always come back.
Whenever my family is out the house my dog just chills on the sofa. And she's a Cockerpoo, they're meant to be mental.
If your dog isn't vibing when you're awol then it's worried.

It's nerve gas. Very dangerous.

Weird to put it in a glass.

Any Forums... Home...

Based mods dabbing on catniggers

>off topic pedophile Made in Abyss thread fine
>harmless /an/ thread bad

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fucking great
gg biys we're done here

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Any Forums is basically Any Forums at this point so makes sense
Yeah that shit needs to be cleaned up. Why are mods and jannies so selective?

They have to at least pretend they're doing their job

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL BOARD
THIS IS NOT MY OFF TOPIC THREAD

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NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>on thread about MiA's VIDEOGAME stays on Any Forums
>off topic thread goes to Any Forums
I don't see the problem.

>bump limit reached
>move to another board
Those jannies are worth every penny they're paid

we were only 3/5 of the way though? Any Forums just has a lower BL

>VIDEO GAME thread remains up
>off topic thread gets moved
>surprised by something so simple
sasuga retard-kun