Germans are the biggest failures in human history. They are such antisocial scummers, they even have to tie sausages to their kids necks so at least the dogs play with them.
German glorious attitudes?
Germans absolutely hate to be spied on but they love snooping around and snitching on others. Germans love to point their fingers at other countries for being undemocratic, despite germany itself being rogue and oppressive, hijacking the european union to dictate and control their neghbors and other member states. Germans love to mock americans about their lack of intelligence and how little they know about geography, despite many germans themselves can‘t name all of german states and don‘t know their capital cities. Adding to all that, germans are manically paranoid that other people could take advantage and exploit their stupidity and retardation.
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Germans marvelous inventions?
The car is an awful invention because it makes us dependent of oil from oil sheikhs and lots of people die and get injured in car accidents due to the fact that we are not supposed to move that fast. Rocket thrusters allow us to venture into space but we shouldn‘t be there to begin with and can‘t even survive any minute without heavy gear. Mainly rocket thrusters are carrying vessels for the most deadly weapons. Speaking of which, germans discovered nuclear fission which gives us access to nuclear warheads that can devastate our entire earth globe in no time. gutenberg invented letterpress printing which is mostly used for spreading fake news and brainwashing.
If you have germfags living in your neighborhood, stomp on their feet when walking by, push them against the wall, spit in their faces, stalk their children. Do everything to get rid of them. I and some others do that as well and it starts working. They’re getting even more paranoid, pussy out and leave.
>despite many germans themselves can‘t name all of german states
this is actually true. when i was stationed in munchen during the early 90s i married a german. i could not communicate with her mother. i learned how to speak german from school but they never told me that there was this thing called high german and low german. high german speakers cannot understand low german (the uneducated masses). its that big of a difference!
Cameron Rogers
Are you dumb or can’t you read germfag?
Write better…
Luke Johnson
>doyouknowwhatyoucoulddo he got tired of hearing it too much
>there was this thing called high german and low german. high german speakers cannot understand low german
Not completely correct. "high german" simply means without accent or dialect. Everything else has the name of the accent/dialect (e.g. bavarian, saxon, berlin)
Kind of like "oxford english" won't understand someone from the south of the USA or an Irishman.
Source: I'm half German. Love these threads, the seething and coping from lesser people is what most US citizens must feel when people talk shit about them.
Thomas Clark
They kick you out of Any Forums or something? Or is it just the Irish hate thread's time over there?
Juan Myers
>without dialect
thank you for proving my point. you can proceed to seethe now.
Jordan Edwards
>Source: I'm half German
larp hard. LOL.
Brayden Scott
Who makes this shit up. It's all an overexaggeration of reality, just a lie at this point. No germans are not like that.
Noah Hill
literally kys fag, germans are superior. A small people losing two world wars only to become a world power again. An economically prosperous, with high standart of living. Greatest inventions are all german. So fuck you.