Puto el que lo lea

Waifu Claiming Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza los que aquí entráis.

Some considerations for you to follow, or not, do what you want, Im just a generic message:

>State and claim your waifu
>Restrain from claiming already claimed waifus
>"Stealing" only allowed with a set of 3 or more repeating numbers
>No oversexualized content
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>Dont worry about the voices outside
>3DPD
>Keep drama at minimum
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell
>Deja de beber tanto Permatrago, te está haciendo daño
>Without a waifu your opinion is null and void
>Embrace oblivion
>Prepare to be forgotten

Thread theme today: youtube.com/watch?v=j2h0rw921Ds

QOTT: Waifu thread?

Your fortune: キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!

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Return of the waifus

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I do sometimes
why? do it
no I need a snack and maybe I'll install league to uninstall it later

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Youre really starting to sound like Mayu but Im too tired to argue about that I dont even know nothing Im going to fuck off I think I will stop trying to figure out who the fuck are you just post images.
Fuck you.

Farewell.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

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you better do so
goodnight relm poster

What did I do.
Farewell.

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>posting gets you a reserved place in hell.
What is the intended humor with this? It doesn't seem funny. Why are you so self-defeating? Is this a European thing?

but he's not even from europe

You now have a reserved place in hell.

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Oh boy I can't wait to finally get there, it's so fucking cold in the land of the living.

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Beesechurger.

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Say no more, I am starving.

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Unfortunately, it's too early to order food.

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I don't know what I'm going to eat when I get home even.
I need to buy groceries and gas before I get home too.

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Get a gas station hotdog.

idk, I'm tired. I'm gunna go back to bed.

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Gas stations don't sell food here, just gas.
Have a good sleep.

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I would like to post Earth san, because every day feels like a miracle just because of them.

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I would like to thank your waifu for allowing me to reside on its surface.

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Then do so, maybe, I don't speak for my waifu. If you want, you can go out with a small bag and collect some of the numerous plastic pieces people leave around.

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Maybe I will, just maybe.

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