Because OP is named Ivan
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Owen Morris
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Samuel Butler
Do you know what the imp vacations of Russia occupying a natobour are? It would be an affront to the USAs 100 years of heterogynymy, although I suppose the USgay isn't very hetero these days anyway, loves a bit of Russian in the backdoor, cheeky little slav up the bum