should i smoke weed? i made a pact with god that i wouldn't if he brought the girl of my dreams back into my life, whom i dated for 2 years. and she called me like 2minutes after I made this promise but she just wants to be friends. but i think there's a chance to win her over. we ran into each other by chance yesterday and it went well until i upset her by trying to get physical with her but she also texted me a few hours afterwards.
Should i smoke weed? i made a pact with god that i wouldn't if he brought the girl of my dreams back into my life...
Easton Ortiz
Liam Morris
You could try it. You may or may not like it. Go to local dingy smoke shop and get HHC disposable vape. Good place to start.
Brayden Flores
Weed is bullshit. Don't consume substances. None of them are worth it. Be cool and not an idiot
Robert Powell
i've smoked for years but i made this sacrifice to bring this woman back. and i'm getting tempted to smoke because she doesn't exactly want to commit to me. but i'm scared as fuck that the wrath of god will ruin everything because i broke my promise. her calling literally 2minutes after i made this offering was fucking bone chilling and running into her yesterday was equally bone chilling. i feel like these moments are occuring because of what i gave up.
Henry Howard
Its best to make a pact with god to kys, fake man on clouds believer.
Cameron Carter
agreed. i feel a lot better because i don't smoke but i'm getting the fucking temptations right now. but fuck i don't want to get smited. this girl is a fucking goddess. and i will do anything to win her over.
Justin Flores
Show us a picture of her so we can decide whether or not you should inject a pot into yourself.
Samuel Taylor
Bruh. Women aren't worth your health.
John Morris
Why would God not want you to smoke weed? Where in the Bible does it say that?
Caleb Barnes
no
i'm improving my health by not smoking?
it doesn't. it's something that i fucking love for the greater good of someone that i love more.
Chase Kelly
bruh if she aint into you then move on. maybe dont smoke? maybe god is throwing you a cheeky grin and you just need to say
ok you rascal you got me this time.
or say screw you you detached asshole and light up a big fat blunt
or do the above but dont smoke week cause its bad for you
i dont know
ask someone you know maybe
Anthony Hill
Yes you should, I love weed, I've been smoking it for like 15 years. I have a high paying job, and in an hour or so, I'll have another job interview. It won't make you useless if you're not a low IQ dumbass. Weed is great, and gets me off the daily stress and is very good to play vidya with.
Lincoln Peterson
>I made a pact with God that i wouldn't smoke weed IF he brought back the girl of my dreams back into my life...
that's where you've messed up. your relationship with God isn't a mutual relationship, rather, a unique one. you not smoking weed will not affect God in a negative or positive way. what you must understand is that it doesn't matter to God if you sin or not, but it matters to you, instead. so instead of making a deal with God, freely beg him for whatever you want, and instead of proposing your end of a bargain, beg him to forgive you for the bad you've done and to protect you from doing bad in the future. As long as you know that you're talking to God, and KNOW that he can hear you, he will answer you. tall out to 'God', devoid of any religion. there is THE creator of this universe, and if he exists, he should be able to hear you.
remember, I say this devoid of any religion. simply just God.
God loves you more than anyone else and he understands your sorrows unlike anyone else. he is your closest friend and your provider. do not be ashamed to ask him, since he is there to give. he loves when you beg him, because you come to him, KNOWING he is the only one capable of giving you what you desire.
(also, everything good exists in heaven. even if it's been fictionally created in this world. ask God and he will possibly bring that fiction into reality in heaven.)
Caleb Sanchez
>tall out to God
I meant to say 'call"
correction.
Angel Thompson
Do not smoke weed or try your best to abstain. You made a pact with the divine and have been given what you wanted you idiot.
Respect your promise. You can always devolve to degeneracy if you fail to properly pursue this one-off act of divine leniency.
Dipshit.
Christopher Miller
God proves he exists to you and you still doubt him in order to get high. You’re going to rot in hell for all eternity.
Cameron Ross
It's great for pain & anxiety relief.
Lincoln Lopez
>girl of my dreams
There's your problem. You are stricken with oneitis and have tricked yourself into thinking that there are no other woman out there that are just as good if not better for you than than the one you're simping for. If you look for her and be patient, you'll eventually meet her.
I'm going to be completely, painfully honest with you. That girl you are obsessing over has already moved on from you. She's over you completely and chasing after her more is only going to make you miserable. Grow up. There is no such thing as "true love". Even if it did exist, a girl who dumps you and is pushing you away emotionally and physically is not the one.
Blake Peterson
I 2nd this. Respect your self and your time. You only have so much of it. If weed makes you happy go for it
Austin Williams
eh its pretty complicated.
yeah you're right anons. thank you. believe i had fucking chills when she called quite literally after i made that offering. that's inexplainable. and even more wildly is these moments/events happen often with this girl: got a hole in one the first time we played putt-putt, found the last two pair of matching t-shirts for a movie premier we attended, the call after i offered this up to god, and yesterday... passing her on the road made my fucking heart drop.
i hope this isn't the case, it might be unfortunately but i'm praying there's still hope, which i feel in my heart that there might be.
Grayson Miller
33 here, been there.
Dude, if you know anything about the bibe is they were abunch of hash smoking motherfuckers, they gifted each other herbs many times in the Bible, just cause they don't use our terms doesn't mean, they weren't gifted some weed, and back then there probably was no stigma on weed whatsoever, hell we call it weed they call it herb or hemp or hash.
And yes, smoke some weed, you might get laid, your young, maybe you'll fall in love, if not whatever you you got high, maybe you liked it?
Maybe you'll find some great friends through weed, I know I have. Though some are obnoxious with it, but those are easy to miss.
So, yes, and if you get paranoid, it only lasts for an hour tops and then you can go back to being bored, no big deal. Eat something, take a nap. Whatever.
If your worried about scoring points, trying to act cool isn't going to work, just be honest, people like teaching, just ask, they'll like to bust your weed cherry, it's every stoners favorite thing to do.