Who would make a better couple: her and mike or her and Charlie?

Who would make a better couple: her and mike or her and Charlie?

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Why not Mike and Charlie???

Could you imagine how miserable Charlie's life would be? He'd drown himself in the chocolate river.

Homosexuals are disgusting. Grow up.

His life can't really get much worse. Maybe she would make his life better. They could learn from each other.

Charlie wouldn't touch that trash

>Why not Mike and Charlie???
sounds good

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I was hoping to see Willy raw dog her in the chocolate river

All of the girls in this movie were lusting after Charlie’s actor.

Every single one confessed to having a crush on him.

They should remake it but make it a meat factory instead of chocolate

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Augustus Gloop was in the Hitler Youth

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That's what happens when you're a white boy with blonde hair.

>cancelled for appropriating hindu culture

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What about her and Augustus Gloop?

Yo, listen up here's a story
About a little guy
That lives in a blue world
And all day and all night
And everything he sees is just blue
Like him inside and outside
Blue his house
With a blue little window
And a blue corvette
And everything is blue for him
And himself and everybody around
Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

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Michael Bollner was born in 1958 you autist

Charlie and her would have nothing in common. He came from nothing and understands the value of money. She is a spoiled cunt who would piss away a fortune on frivolous bullshit.

Is there more to this story?

Yeah but Any Forums thinks my post is spam when I try to tell it