I will now buy your device

I will now buy your device

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nakadashi iToddlers

watch someone in a state that banned abortion after Dobbs sue them because the date was inaccurate and she got pregnant unexpectedly

I need this technology (as a man)

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incredible, thank you tim cock

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>Apple will now tell you if your body is ripe for breeding

men dont ovulate retard

This doesn't make any sense you stupid fucking nigger

Brave.

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Yes!

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This makes a lot of sense you genius freaking n-word

>birth control deprecated through superior machine learning
>get to fuck raw without being on meds
wtf I love Tim Apple now

Finally I will be a woman.

tell that to axe wound

I was honestly shocked they used the word woman at all. I thought they would say something like impregnable person or uterus possessors.

They can try but the 'likely' weasel word protects them from being sued.

how does it detect your gender? Or is that user input? Any ifags can confirm?

Apple is based. iMessage to chat up girls and for encryption for normies. Jailbreak exists to filter out retards who say it can’t run anything, and the chips are the best. The M1 made the first good arm laptops and it’s still not caught up with yet by any others. The TVs, iPad and speaker are gay as fuck and utterly useless though.

Just pee on an LH test strip. My wife uses them. If you're not smart enough to know about SENPAI then an Apple watch isn't going to do anything for you.

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Apple now knows when you ovulate
>and that's a good thing

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