Fool proof suicide methods, go. Google is useless with this shit, Idc about the pain I just want it to work so im not stuck in the body of a retard worse off
Fool proof an hero
bump
>Google is useless with this shit,
bullshit.
you're not looking to kill yourself, you're just like the 32,385,423 other faggots who post on Any Forums with the same
>"I'm going to kill myself"
attention whoring tactic. you're not new nor unique, you're just a stupid newfag that doesn't know how trite and jaded your attention whoring is.
suicide is super easy when you really want to do it. even pajeets in shitholes can do it.
fuck off attention whore.
REALLY KILL YOURSELF.
Bang on an FBI building to let you in to repair the drywall because you had the wrong address while holding your tools.
They'll shoot you in the back 42 times in a cornfield
You realize it's like super easy to die right? And if you don't care about pain why the fuck are you telling us about it.
What if I only wanted to get shot 41 times?42 is just overkill
kys
stop projecting faggot and give me a method. Yeah im begging for attention from some retards on Any Forums being completely faceless. You are the newfag if you think these threads are anything new, fucking stupid cunt.
>stop projecting faggot and give me a method
wrong, homo. i love life and have never ever wanted to end it (not even in my saddest days), so your claim of PROJECTION fails 100%.
>You are the newfag if you think these threads are anything new, fucking stupid cunt.
wrong again, retard. did you even read what the fuck I wrote? I said the total opposite, you mongoloid nigger, I said these threads are literally the most trite and jaded and overused threads on Any Forums.
holy shit, you really really need to kill yourself tonight, and stop acting like you need a method, you TRITE and JADED pathetic attention whore.
someone learnt two new words today
>trite and jaded
You sound like an art hoe.
>you really really need to kill yourself tonight
Give me a suggestion then dumbass, I want to kms, you telling me to means literally nothing
Hows this shit still up? Sage.
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get a gun nigger
What do you expect people to tell you? Literally just go off yourself maybe show proof so you can at least die without us thinking your an edgy faggot.
>someone learnt two new words today
i learned them decades ago in the 5th grade, retard. given how shitty your education is today, no wonder you want out.
>You sound like an art hoe.
now THAT is a projection (revealing the world you live in while presuming i live in it, which i don't, not a fag like you to be into artsy fartsy faggotry)
talk about hoist on your own petard!
>Give me a suggestion then
worthless, because you're not trying to kill yourself.
if i say 'gun' you'll come up with some pussy excuse (don't have one, don't wanna leave brains for mom, etc)
if I say 'building' you'll come up with another excuse (fraid o heights, everything is 1 story here)
if I say 'head under bus' you'll come up with another excuse (no buses, what if it fails)
if I say carbon monoxide, you'll make another excuse (no cars, tried but failed)
to every possible method, you have an out, because you are a pussy and you want to gargle the methods, but do not have the BALLS TO DO IT, PUSSY
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considering how STUPID you are, you really really should kill yourself and do the gene pool a favor.
Based
Hold your breath
I mean, hence using the term an hero, If theres a good idea ill stream it but everyone is being dead fucking useless
Ignoring all that other bullshit with you treating an insult like your some faggot larping as matt damon from good will hunting-
>Carbon monoxide, building
See, actual suggestions, good boy. Then it opens a dialogue, You are a newfag or you'd have been in atleast one of these threads over the years with cunts that follow through and not some summerfag hanging around.
>Carbon monoxide
Thats a solid one I feel like, turn the car on with a full tank in a garage. No excuses out of it, Id then ask can that fuck up? "tried but failed" can that happen? Because I dont want fucking brain damage. Is it a sure thing based on length of exposure or is it a more direct thing? Ive seen people tape a hose to the exhaust and into their window.
>Building, thats good but just legistically impossible given im not really in a place with tall buildings and my country isnt a shithole so if a random goes into a building and wants to go to the roof, they assume youre going to jump and wont let you. Or else id love to just swan dive off of an empire state equivalent.
>Bus
Eh, I feel like youd need to reply on the faggot drive not to see you, doable though
>Gun
Not accessible in my country and I wouldnt know the people to get one illegally. Any suggestions on finding that resource without being a retard a googling it is welcomed. Like which niggers to look out for on corners or some american bullshit.
What are you trying to achieve or illustrate getting so pressed? I say I want to kms and you come at me telling me to with all this youre useless bullshit like its an insult. its not, you cant say anything worse than what ive heard or thought kiddo, you arent cutting anyone on those dull edges. You also arent gonna drive anyone to it being such a faggot, commit to a side or fuck off you larping retard
samefag
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You arent more shocking than the nigger, scat and loli porn spammed here my man, no need to try so hard
I want to do the same, discord?
>treating an insult like your some faggot larping as matt damon from good will hunting-
more artsy fartsy faggotry from the faggot who projects his own faggotry
>What are you trying to achieve or illustrate getting so pressed?
lol, trying this hard to say i'm mad? nigger, i'm literally laughing my ass off at how easily i've baited you into exposing your stupidity.
I mean, you're so triggered, you respond multiple times, like a butthurt crybaby because YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID IS TRUE!
you aren't going to kill yourself, you know that and I know that.
>commit to a side or fuck off you larping retard
to LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAY means I'm playing a role, like a cop, a millionaire, a chad, your dad, or a coffee shop employee...
I've played no roles. I'm a nobody with nothing interesting. I don't need roles, faggotron, with reason alone I have trolled you to tears and dissected your bullshit ATTENTION WHORING for all to laugh at.
the only victory you have over me is you have had too much of my attention, and in some twisted, abusive sort of way, I think you're enjoying getting cucked over the ether, lol!