I'M A REAL SKELETON

I'M A REAL SKELETON
ASK ME ANYTHING

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OH FUCK!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Do you still get boners?

MUAHAHAHAHAH YOU DIE
*POW POW POW POW*
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


(this poster has died and turned into a skeleton)

How many bones u got?

Why does the sun shine?

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU!
IT'S MADE OF FIRE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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We are really all real skeletons, wearing suits of flesh….

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would you like to pick THIS BONE?!

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HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
GOOD ONE!! I LIKE IT! VERY SKULL CHILLING MUAHAHAHAUAAHUAAHA

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just remember, not all skeletons have bones!!!!

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Are you a man or a woman? You can't be trans because the pelvic bones are different between both.

what music can you play by heart on your ribs?

If you climbed inside of a skin suit, could you hide among the non skeletons?

OH!
LET'S JUST SAY.... I HAVE A BONER!! AGWYABAWAWBAYFGSBHJKGBSNKAVMLJZNZJKLKZXBXSJFDHRSGIODJKSDFMKDBLÇNBZ]54BS54D4G345SRH7
ENTER SANDMAN BUT ONLY THE PAT >>BONE

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>I HAVE DONE IT MANY TIMES!!!
Oh shit. Does that mean I've met you and not even known it?

MR BONES HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR ROLE IN THE VIDEO GAME DARK SOULS?

skeleton waifu is best waifu

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WHO'S TO SAY.... BONE CHILLING ISN'T IT! MUAHAHHAHA
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRH!!!!!!!!!! THE GAMEPLAY IS VERY STERNUM

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If I shave off some of your bone for culinary purposes, what would happen if it was served to the public?

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If I take off your skull, will you die?

WELL I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE... I DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO THINK ABOUT IT! MUWBWUABWAUHAHAHAHAHA, BONE APPETIT!!!
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELLY PAINFUL!!

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