Waifu thread
Free toaster baths for whores edition
Waifu thread
Kevin Fisher
Gabriel Powell
wife.
Nicholas Cooper
Aiden Reed
I'd wife you
Jonathan Wood
+LEFT PUBIC AREA ZAPPER+
Nathaniel Smith
I am fully aware of this and to that I would like for you to kindly fuck off.
I only need one wife and its her.
Caleb Smith
I wasn't asking. Get in the car trunk.
Nolan Hughes
Fuck you, I will not be separated from her.
Dominic Rivera
Isaiah Adams
There's room for a person and a dakimakura fumo/jar
Ian Fisher
No means no.
Owen Turner
Well, good thing you love being hurt.
Samuel Powell
You know, even I have survival instincts.
Levi Powell
You burned them out on the bullet hell game about fairies and oni with mental illness
Brayden James
I merely enhanced them.
Nicholas Flores
Yeah, and I haul things with questionable contents.
Ryan Wright
Well sure but what is your point.
Jaxson Foster
I'll just carry you like a cute little sack of rice
Jose Peterson
Look dude, I might be a twig but I'm not that light.
Kevin Barnes
>but I'm not that light.
The power of love.
Joshua Lee
Shush, you are a cute little bag of rice.
Jaxson Jenkins
I hope it doesn't work when it's one sided love.
I am a lean bag of flesh you fucking troglodyte.
Benjamin Lee
I have no idea, but 5$ says it does.
Thomas Ramirez
You're on.
Sebastian Adams
Look, I'm no Einstein, but if I can carry a barrel I can carry a cute little thing like you
Hudson Turner
If he carries you, obviously it worked I win, if he can't, obviously he didn't really love you so it doesn't count.
Benjamin Edwards
A barrel doesn't fight back.
Bloody hell, I'm the one that doesn't love.
Him not being able to carry me would prove that one sided love doesn't work.
I thought that was the idea.