Roast Me

Roast me as hard as you want

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ur fat

wait fr??

yup. consider yourself roasted.

You disgusting fat slob.

Gotta get that pork crackle goin.

Jk who tf would want to eat you? It'd be like eating fuckin muktuk

fuuuuckkkk

i think i’m pretty hot

Unironically, please just go away

idk i feel like i’d taste pretty good fat makes things rich yk

You’ve got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

:(

i have never heard that before

You're so fat you've got moons orbiting around your belly

it’s hard getting around when you have orbit :(

Mmm yum yum semi-solid oil

t. Yankee scum

yankee scum LMAO

>chins

how many??

I would, but God beat me to it.

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he’s fuckin vicious