Ask and ye shall receive

Ask and ye shall receive.

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Mike, am I doin fine just big chillin?

Alright, beats consulting an 8-ball.
Will I have meta power manipulation at any time between now and the end of this year?

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

Is Destroyer the best Kiss album?

Am I doing right by working with my mom?

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

am i a virgin

should i ask him out?

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Would I be better off without delivering for that law office?

Was he based?

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Do I have a chance with emily?

Should I rub one out right now?

Divorce my wife?

Sounds about right. So much has changed there over this summer, I can imagine only two people would miss me.
Am I gonna get spontaneously wealthy this year?

With or without me getting god-level power?

I should rephrase that: will I bone the world, or will it be boned without my input?

All the spics die in the next 2 hours.

Does kundalini yoga give its practitioners supernatural powers?

Is your wife black

Mike, do you shave your head or are you fully bald and do not have to?

Hooker or not hooker tomorrow?

Am I going to get the job I want Mike?