My name is Marko Baecker and i have successfully traveled from the year 2358

My name is Marko Baecker and i have successfully traveled from the year 2358.

Ask me anything at all.

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Will we still have niggers around?

r u gay?

Looks like a smoking vagina. Weird boner.

Second hand John Titor

POLO!

is your name as stupid as it sounds then as it does now.

Nope. Time Travellers actually often use Any Forums to troll each other. Nobody believes shit on this board unless it confirms their biases so we're no different here posting anonymously than anyone from this timeline. That's why we love travelling to the 2020s so much. We can troll each other and not really fuck with your timeline in a way you would find unethical because you're already doing it to. We encode our images in a way that other time travellers can identify so yes OP is legit. That out of the way let's see what the faggot has to say.

And the other great thing about travelling to the 2020s is we can still bang white chicks.

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Also 2358? Man. Your tech is shit old man.

Why haven't I had my period yet?

>Has the ability to time travel
>Doesn't go into the future to get better technology
>Comes back to the worst time in history
Ok buddy... NGMI

does time travel give you the shits?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=5_w8Qh-7crE

Don't be to hard on gramps there. He's from a time when only g-men had access to time travel. He can only go where he's sent. I get to go where I want.

Okay Marko where the fuck you at? Get on with your shut man. What you have to say? I ain't got all day.

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Okay Marko, I ain't got time for your bullshit. Cheerio Old Man. Good luck getting home in that steampunk contraption you call a time machine.

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Go back.

how gay r u?

Yes
No
I think it sounds perfect
Larpers will be larpers
No
Not very

Am i doing it right?

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tell me the winner, loser, and point spread of every super bowl and the top four finishers of every kentucky derby, belmont, and preakness between 2023 and 2358 right fucking now

the next most 'obvious' technological direction?

Here are the 2023 super bowl odds to win. (The Bills win, bet your life savings on it).

Buffalo Bills 6-1
Tampa Bay Buccaneers 15-2
Green Bay Packers 11-1
Kansas City Chiefs 11-1
Los Angeles Rams 12-1
Los Angeles Chargers 15-1
San Francisco 49ers 16-1
Denver Broncos 16-1
Dallas Cowboys 20-1
Cincinnati Bengals 22-1
Baltimore Ravens 22-1
Cleveland Browns 25-1
Indianapolis Colts 25-1
Philadelphia Eagles 25-1
Las Vegas Raiders 30-1
Arizona Cardinals 35-1
Tennessee Titans 35-1
New England Patriots 40-1
New Orleans Saints 40-1
Minnesota Vikings 40-1
Miami Dolphins 40-1
Washington Commanders 80-1
Pittsburgh Steelers 80-1
New York Giants 100-1
Carolina Panthers 125-1
Detroit Lions 125-1
Jacksonville Jaguars 125-1
New York Jets 125-1
Chicago Bears 150-1
Seattle Seahawks 150-1
Atlanta Falcons 250-1
Houston Texans 300-1