ITT: We pretend to be from Texas
ITT: We pretend to be from Texas
Dylan Watson
Bentley Bennett
But sir, I am from Texas.
Jackson Parker
YEEHAW COMRADES. I GOT A CANNA LONESTAR IN ONE HAND AND A CHILD I'M FUCKIN IN THE OTHER. CAN I GET A LET'S GO BRANDON?
Levi Wright
SHH the globalists will hear you. Pretend to not be from Texas
Wyatt Perry
*shoots OP*
Jordan Flores
Shiner bock shiner bock shiner bock shiner bock
Easton Hill
/thread
Noah Anderson
Yee haw i sure do love slavery.
Colton Rodriguez
THE YOUNGER THE BETTER, I SAW A SAUCY LITTLE 6 MONTH OLD INFANT JUST GIVIN ME THE FUCK ME EYES THE OTHER DAY. TRIED TO HOLLER AT HER BUT HER UPTIGHT MOM GOT OFFENDED. FUCKIN' LIBERALS
CAN I GET AN AMEN, BROTHERS?
Hunter Ross
THEM NIGGERS SO SIMPLE THEY LOVED BEING ON THE PLANTATIONS. NOW THEY GOTS TA THINK FOR THEMSELVES AN THEY HAVIN A TIME OF IT. FREEING THE BLACKS WAS THE CRUELEST THING WE'VE EVER DONE TO ANIMALS, I TELL YA HWHAT
Kayden Gonzalez
I like my women pregnant, my children gunned down, my police cowardly, my retards executed, my governors sniveling, my power grid unreliable, and I like calling my 42% white population a majority. And lord help you if your truck don't have nuts.
Henry Richardson
I like my politicians with an amazing healthcare plan in their $174k/yr job to cut the earned medical benefits of military and domestic service members that they built their political careers on and are making 5x the pay of.
WE LOVE THE MILITARY BUT WHY THEY NEED MONEY FOR AND IF THEY GET SHOT THEY DON'T DESERVE HEALTHCARE BECAUSE ONLY LOSERS GET SHOT. YEE-FUCKIN-HAW, COMRADE.
Noah Ortiz
howdy pardners
Matthew Peterson
shockingly accurate. one i tried to order a shiner bock in vegas and the guy laughed at me and said “you’re not gonna find any of those around here”
Michael Fisher
do I look like I know what a jpeg is?
Aaron Reed
I am going to breed bigger crickets and take the majority of the market because i sat down for ten seconds and thought about this industry. I am going to be so rich because the rest of the world could not out smart a horny cricket.
Luke Powell
cattle can't type
you got something you need to tell us?
Ethan Cook
Isn’t king cuck from Texas?
Jose Watson
You mean rural or suburban texans. Urbanite texans don't have a very strong accent nor do they relish in their freedoms.
Charles Barnes
Abortion needs to be banned!
The wrong people shit out kids!
We need to get everybody to do the "Purity culture" thing. Teen pregnancies will go down if they don't know what sex, condoms, and BC pills are.
Hold my beer and watch this!
Christian James
i'm so hot/cold. can i shoot the weather? where does my property tax money go? *longhorn hand gesture*