Germans are the biggest failures in human history. They are such antisocial scummers, they even have to tie sausages to their kids necks so at least the dogs play with them.
German glorious attitudes?
Germans absolutely hate to be spied on but they love snooping around and snitching on others. Germans love to point their fingers at other countries for being undemocratic, despite germany itself being rogue and oppressive, hijacking the european union to dictate and control their neghbors and other member states. Germans love to mock americans about their lack of intelligence and how little they know about geography, despite many germans themselves can‘t name all of german states and don‘t know their capital cities. Adding to all that, germans are manically paranoid that other people could take advantage and exploit their stupidity and retardation.
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Germans marvelous inventions?
The car is an awful invention because it makes us dependent of oil from oil sheikhs and lots of people die and get injured in car accidents due to the fact that we are not supposed to move that fast. Rocket thrusters allow us to venture into space but we shouldn‘t be there to begin with and can‘t even survive any minute without heavy gear. Mainly rocket thrusters are carrying vessels for the most deadly weapons. Speaking of which, germans discovered nuclear fission which gives us access to nuclear warheads that can devastate our entire earth globe in no time. gutenberg invented letterpress printing which is mostly used for spreading fake news and brainwashing.
Beside all that, all the south american countries that the nazis have fled to after WWII are drug trafficking hubs and criminal hotspots nowdays.
As you can see there is really no reason to admire germans and their culture as they are responsible for how fucked up the world is nowdays. We should all rise up against them and push them back into the swamps they originated from.
In the second half you kinda Doune like you're anti human progress a bit, but I still despise those faggots too and the first part is damn accurate. Tfu!
Daniel Turner
Erika Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein wird umschwärmt Erika, denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit, zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.
In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika. Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein und mein Glück, Erika. Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht, singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied. Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.
In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein und das heißt: Erika. Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein schaut's mich an, Erika. Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut: "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?" In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika.
Blake Turner
OP seems to be one of the biggest failures in human histrory. fuck off and get a life bitch
Jason Reed
Triggered germfag detected.
Zachary Davis
And yet, the same thread every day, for months on end, and morons fall for the bait.
Charles Harris
Imagine some guy who took 8 years to get his teaching degree from a no name college telling his high school students to hate Germany and then they fucking do
OP might have posted the funniest post on Any Forums- only, he doesn't know why it's funny
It’s no bait. It’s something that everyone should consider. Most of people judge others only by first impressions. And at first, germans are nice and friendly but when you live long enogh with them you realise the scummery and endless paranoia behind their fake smiles.
Gavin Collins
>Germans >Smiling You obviously have not many Germans. Or maybe while serving them drinks on their vacation in Mallorca or Phuket.
Isaiah Perry
>Beside all that, all the south american countries that the nazis have fled to after WWII are drug trafficking hubs and criminal hotspots nowdays. Um no. They went to Argentina and Chile, neither of those countries are drug hubs. Mengele ended up in Brazil, but thats an oddity for Nazis. And their relatives are still there, and still believe in that cause. Do a little more work.
