Would he be a liberal? Or a conservative?
Would he be a liberal? Or a conservative?
Camden Hall
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Jacob Rogers
In the remake he's a bratty liberal that thinks he's better than everyone. In the original he's a based conservative.
Oliver Long
he was a child actor, so he'd be raped by a conservative as a child, then he'd become a faggot liberal as an adult.
Wyatt Davis
In a remake, he would be black.
Andrew Gomez
Jason White
Tbf he does use very politically incorrect language in the remake like "retard" and likes violent video games.
Robert Barnes
Thats fair. Plus he enjoyed destroying stuff.
Actually I take it back. Mike teavee was actually pretty fuckin cool in the remake. Maybe he was a conservative. He hated chocolate and he hated candy, that's sigma levels of thinking.
Adam Morales
idk but if he was a con id do this to him
Jeremiah Hernandez
I'm a conservative and I always identified with Mike the most as a child
Jeremiah Taylor
He's be a little bit of all of them.
Lucas Green
So a centrist?
Jaxson Adams
worse, a libertarian
Liam Fisher
Ah, so he's based
Gabriel Moore
watch the movie, the remake, or read the book
republicans cannot funny for shit. That was a perfect joke.
Nicholas Cook
Okay so you tell us what he is then.
Leo Brooks
He believes what he sees on television is real. Conservative full stop.
Lincoln Kelly
A. little. bit. of. all. of. them.
Zachary Gomez
>He believes what he sees on television is real.
But he's the one who points out that it's just a picture when Wonka asks them to take the chocolate bar in the TV.
Parker Ross
Chase Morgan
no no in the remake everyone would be brown except this guy, pay attention, maybe Veruca would be white too
Mason Jackson
Why?
David Smith
based hurtcore sadism