Trying so hard to make the Space Force look important. What do these idiots actually do?
Trying so hard to make the Space Force look important. What do these idiots actually do?
Alexander Young
Hudson Ortiz
They're like the air force but for space.
There's no air in space so we couldn't deploy the air force there.
Dominic Roberts
"there's always a reason to apply sunscreen"
^^^^i did not plan the joke
Sebastian Nguyen
It's like a solution to a problem that doesn't exist.
Gabriel Mitchell
IRL? They're engaged in satellite and space mission defense. There's shenanigans going on up there, especially around communications satellites.
Michael Adams
fight aliens
Kevin Russell
Sebastian Evans
Brody Taylor
So we had to create a separate force to monitor satellites? Space mission defense? What space mission needs defending and even if it did what could they do? Do you actually say shenanigans irl?
Owen Sanders
They are the last line of defense against ming the merciless
Jayden Gutierrez
We can't even launch a rocket to the moon without a fuel leak.
How the hell are we suppose to fight the Chinese in orbit?
We'll end up with satellites and war materials falling out of the sky and crashing into cities because somebody wanted to play Space Marine.
Blake Bennett
Easton Wright
They guard space against aliens. I should know, I'm in their Inhuman Resources department
Cooper Barnes
>Trying to make Space Force look important.
>Putting a diversity hire black woman in the photo.
Quite literally this Japanese McDonalds employee looks more important.
Samuel Edwards
I'm a proud member of the Space Force even though we never venture into space and pretty much do nothing.
Jaxson Smith
They got to shuffle a sheboon out of the Air Force where she could actually do some harm into a do nothing photo op factory.
How is that not a win?
Isaiah Long
minds.com
I would only join Spaceforce if they 100% Banned Fags
Thomas Diaz
that looks like a robot...
Daniel Baker
Lessen here: Don't marry your bong. The kids are going to have painful social obstacles.
Benjamin Torres
I just sleep so much better knowing the Space Force is watching over us.
Cameron Wood
MY SIDES!
Kayden Collins
Think of it as being proactive. Right now the future is up there. Be prepared and ready, not wait and be caught napping.
Noah Lewis
The Space is for Cyberspace. They are a technology and communications intelligence and enforcement agency, and separate from the rest of the military. They answer only to the real commander in chief, and were instrumental in capturing the data from the Vatican satellite that proved foreign involvement in the 2020 steal. The world is about to wake up.
Adrian Carter
The Emporer protects
Henry Campbell
You've watched way too much Star Trek.
Hudson Barnes
Skate in an office and get paid like 90% of the armed forces. What do you think?
Jackson Green
Really? With China pushing to the moon, Elon pushing to Mars, Virgin Galactic working to get commercial space travel going, Blue Origins.....you really dont think there's something to watch
Not to mention trying to get passed the Great Filter (if we haven't already).
Nathaniel White
Spare me, our technology is far from advanced enough to make space travel a reality. Mars? Good luck with that one...