Whats like having a big dick?

Whats like having a big dick?

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makes your asshole hurt

What's like having the grammar of an Indian cab driver?

where you wanna go my friend

It's pretty cool, I'm above average and chicks usually think it's like 10 inches or something when they see it because guys with average and small dicks lie about their size kek. Also nice that girls instantly start to cockworship

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Must be nice!
Thinking about an hero so I can re-roll a new cock in my next life.

I love it, it’s a huge confidence booster. Drawbacks are rarely getting a good blowjob and not being able to pound balls deep

My wife won't have sex with me because it hurts too much

>My wife won't have sex with me
A tale as old as time

Pretty nice, but it does limit who you can fuck comfortably... I like small women bc you can pick them up and stuff, but they're usually too small for a comfortable fit. It's nice though bc I like tall black women and they know how to handle it. Genetically it benefits me because I can get women almost as tall as me (I'm 5'9") which means my kids will be big and strong. I even once fucked a Herero girl that was taller than me, like 6'2" and she was still all good. Would have loved to make giant kids with her but Hereros are all fucked up so I couldn't.

She also gained 100 lbs after the wedding

recognize this.
>Meet GF 10 years ago.
>Love.
>Be healthy together, work out eat fish and peanutbutter.
> 4 years ago suddenly she wants to get married and have kids
>Now we're both fat and tired all the time.
>Im especially tired
>She's especially fat
>Thinking about an hero.

It’s great, but it’s not world changing. Been married 2 years, together 9. Good: Gives me confidence, pussy always feels tight, looks hot when my wife handles it. Wife can talk dirty about my big peepee. Have reached the darkest depths of the pussy. Only a true whore would leave for a different dick. Also, if wife ever turns whore and my life collapses, I could always do, at minimum, bottom barrel porn work.

Bad: Wife needs lots of warming up before she can take me without pain. Careless fucking will cause injury. Wife doesn’t like choking and crying (shocking) so mysteries of the Deep Throat may never be discovered. Anal is an ongoing decade long project. Might be good to source confidence from something of more value to your life.

it does absolutely nothing for me
it's a piece of flesh that has a few extra inches of flesh on it compared to other pathetic men

it touches the toilet bowl when I sit on the throne. not pleasant.

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It is extremely painful *for you*

Do anyone likes to show there big penis off when still waering shorts?

Real talk, that’s does suck. I’m more grower than shower though so it’s not all the time for me. Round bowls are the fucking worst. I might rather squat.

Very annoying as a Sissy
I want big dick to fuck my ass and throat I don't need one myself.
Its making chastity a lot more difficult.
I am jealous of guys with small dicks.

I do around the house, my wife enjoys it a bit. I don’t try I public but sometimes you can’t help it. I figure it’s like women with big nipples. How hard do you expect people to work to hide what other people like?

sauce?

Where to start?
From passing out because of you are too skinny and body threats it like a blood loss every time you get a boner to dick touching an inside of a toilet bowl every time you take shit. Take your pick...

It's pretty great. I'm an solid 8 inches and like 6 to 6.5 inches around. Kinda makes you cocky when you know that 99% of the time you have the biggest dick in the room. Catching chicks looking at your bulge is the best

Suggested action:

- Make her incredibly horny regularly if possible (probably not for a week in a month, but OK);
- Women are greedy monsters, so start with gifts, foot rubs, build up to anything remotely sexual;
- Tease, don't just give her something;
- If you can get there perform oral on her, prioritize her release;
- Try outercourse for her;
- Some women will reciprocate after release, but many are too selfish;
- Over time (after this becomes semi-routine, say a week or maybe two), pay her back with how she treats you after her release if she won't help you too - e.g. go to sleep, say you have a headache, are tired, stare at phone for hours without responding to her questions;
- Don't budge. You cannot be weak again or she will never respect you or be attracted;
- If she has two brain cells, she'll realize you need some attention - actual, genuine connection - and the only way to go back to being treated to the sex she wants is giving you what you want.

Then again, she's probably dead inside and down there. Igniting a spark is more easily said than done. And it goes without saying: don't allow her to masturbate or have any release by herself if you can. At least make it difficult. When you get into arguments, never make it sound transactional even though it is (everything is).

Bulk up soiboy

It's a confidence boost for me. Especially seeing their face when they see it or feel it for the first time. That being said I've had girls that can't really take it and it makes them visibly uncomfortable during sex. And sometimes the blowjobs suck.
Last one that could take the whole thing was a 42yo milf I hooked up with a few months ago. Just under 10in.

And fuck round toilet bowls.

I did. I had to, otherwise I would pass out at least once a day.

I don't understand the obsession with length. It's thickness mostly, as long as you are near or above average length. What's the use of length you can not even get into any non-giantess vagina?

>10"
no you're not, you're probably not even 8", if you're going to larp, make it within the realm of possibility

Contradicktion! (hehe)
>it does absolutely nothing for me
It seems to help your ego think of others with smaller pee-pees as pathetic thus giving you a sense of being more valueable based on you dong size.

That doesnt have anything to do with your dick you fucking moron kek, it doesnt take that much blood. Unless you have some serious shitty heart condition then maybe

Sucks taking a piss when you have a hard on