How will he cope with the knowledge that he is an eternal pussy for avoiding Sam's invitation?

How will he cope with the knowledge that he is an eternal pussy for avoiding Sam's invitation?

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Turk roaches btfo

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uhhhh retire a millionaire while the fat incel balding chud grifts for more cigar cash?? Face it losers he won

probably just continue to grift to underage losers for the rest of his life

This man slaps your boyfriends ass, what do you do?

>i'm... i'm not going to waste my time fighting some f-f-fascist

Child Rapin' Sam plays the role of villain in a big elaborate stageplay where the script ends with the far-left jester receiving some grossly-disproportionate victory, all so you feel demoralized by these two kike slaves and like you will never succeed & the universe is somehow inherently unjust.

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desu I'd let Sam fuck my boyfriend no homo

Leftist simping for this dude, using the would grift, in the same sentence they acknowledge he is a millionaire. Really can't make this shit up.

His reputation is unironically dead now. Everyone can see the truth. He's a complete pussy.

he will just go on a 3 hour rant like usual and then beg for more donations and then buy another mansion and wear more jewelry because hes a faggot

IN LOS ANGELES
AT YOUR HOUSE
IN REAL LIFE

why is hasan unwilling to bear up a balding incel chud Nazi grifter?

you must be the lowest scum to not beat them up

Punch nazis

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>jewish pedophile grifter is clout chasing another eceleb and paying shills to spam about his latest publicity stunt
hard pass

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why is hasan unwiling to beat up mentally ill pedophile nazis?

Maybe I’m out of the loop but this dude has always given off major assburger vibes

Candyman Candyman comin' for you.

Hey dentist

Why is Hasan running from a child rapist?

I’ve seen women kick harder than that

noone is getting paid for these threads, they just like to laugh at this turkish cuck cope and seethe

If it ain’t broke don’t fix it

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sams kicks are better

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What a colossal faggot

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Hassan "pussy' Piker hiding in your room.
Candyman Candyman will send you to your tomb.

what the fuck was this faggot thinking posting this shit
contrast it against sam hyde crying mommy while kicking the shit out of a bag and you can understand why he is pussying out

16 is legal here, literally who cares

>hit and run post
lmao Hasan sisters (they/them) are such cowards. Follow your leader into hiding, faggot.

Nobody gives a fuck about your goddamn ecelebs. You faggots are worse than women.

ecelebs and nazis should both be punched
in a legal match obviously not in real life

Honestly does he ever leave his house?

And has he ever been harassed?

It will be too late soon and he will have no choice but to flee the country. He's as good as dead.

Fuck that hasan faggot

that hat did not age well hahahaha

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He did a stream where he ate food with another streamer, and some tiny streamer wandered up and went "Hey you're a streamer, keep up the good work, my chat said come by and say hello and shout you out, that barbecue looks good, I'll get some and get out of your hair, cool meeting you, have fun with your stream" and Hasan threw his fries back on the table and started screaming calling him "A spastic sperg" and "A threat" and was visibly quivering, and the guy apologized and left and Hasan seethed about it for the next hour, clearly shaken up like he was almost raped live on air, going on about "How unhinged do you have to be, why would a neurotic freak leave their house" to approach someone else and compliment them, and then started screaming "We need to get the fuck out of here" at the people he was with and demanding that the guy that drove run to his car and get it started.

Then there was another one where a streamer crossed paths with Hasan and 4 other streamers and Hasan stood like 16 feet away and shook as the guy said hello to them and basically complimented them and shook hands then left, and Hasan just quivers.

Türkiye #1 cope westoids

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Feels good being based.

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might be a cool dance move at a rave or some shit
cant believe hes trying to show this off

this has to be the gayest sentence I've ever read on this site

>Cuomo/Fauci hat
This faggot just gets more and more worthless. Is he even real? Is that why "he" declined to fight?

watching this larping commie faggot visibly shake and tremble and ban a 50 month sub for simply pointing out that it happened was all I needed to see. I already knew he was a coward but holy fuck I was embarrassed for him. I would love nothing more than to see them fight but it'll never happen. what a fucking faggot

Could you take him back?

Kek what the fuck is this
Good job user

Cope, Hassan skips leg day. I'm literally a manlet construction worker with more leg muscle than him.

>HASAN PIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEER. I’M COMING TO KILLLLLLL YOU!!!!! IN LOS ANGELOS! AT YOUR HOUSE!

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In the ring?

The best part is he doesn't have a single one of his little beta cuck groupee friends that are less pathetic than he is. It could have easily been the most entertaining fight of the decade. Guess humanity will die out before 2030 without doing anything fun.

>a 50 month sub
what does this mean in human language?

>NOOOOOOOOOO

>subscriber
retard simp who pays to watch him stream online for gay little perks

How can one man be so based?

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He was giving 12 month bans to his own subscribers for even mentioning Sam's name
He's essentially driving these people to Sam Hydes camp.

a guy who had paid to subscribe to his faggy twitch streams for 50 months. probably forking over thousands of buckaroos altogether. this queer banned him in seconds and had a small rant about it

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look at this faggot

How much does that cost

Can someone with video skills edit sam screaming at the weigh in into the green background here?

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Softest punches from a male i think iv ever seen.
Sam Hyde would cave his Roach head in.

amazing, hasan got a golden ticket to punch a nazi
instead of redeeming it he punishes his most loyal fans

I used to teach TKD and this is literally how the kids punched. It is like he is afraid of the bag.

Poor little paypiggy kek.

>in real life

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I thought it looks like cardio to be honest

Seems like he's either kicking with his shin bone (terrible painful idea) or his toes (broken toe idea).

He is attracted to 16 y.o girls and he is not from the church. That means he is a pedophile.

not only punch a "mentally ill nazi" but to also make over a million dollars in the process. I mean Sam is massive but Hassan isn't exactly a string bean either. I think they'd both qualify in the heavyweight class. I bet Sam would even cut 30 pounds to make it happen

Too slow for cardio and you get better cardio sparring or running. It's like slow-mo shadow boxing and his form is waaaay to tight he needs to loosen up bigly.

Are we really expecting the Ctrl-Left to have a single atom of loyalty or principled and sincerely held values of any kind?

>the never-ending frog spam in that chat
That’s actually really funny. So then he tard rages and begins banning his loyal subscribers. The Internet broke this man, lul.

Are these jokes? Is Any Forums getting trolled and falling for it like a bunch of autists and boomers again? He can't be serious.

>hurr durr I’m le nazi hunter. Punch nazis! Revolution! ACAB! Abolish the police!
>waaaaaahhhh noooo police help a comedian said he’d beat me up you can threaterino me!
Lmao run and hide little faggots.

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had a turk in class who did some martial art with kicks
what he showed was not the shit hasan did there
but that he could kick the top of a doorframe standing pretty straight
that was impressive

not anymore

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do you have a recording of this

So what is he training?

NO IN MINECRAFT!!

>hahaha honor doesn't even real more money means he's better but fuck capitalism tho
You're so stupid you have no idea how stupid you are.

never skip leg day

Yet he and every other proud blue soft target will end up like pic related. Yeah, totally winning.

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didn't he even do proper stretches?
who taught this shit?

ANYONE HAVE THE VIDEO OF SAME THROWING A PUNCH SAYING HE'S GOING TO PUNCH WITH THE FORCE OF EVERY CHINESE PERSON IN THE WORLD
I NEED THE VIDEO

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Who isn't, are you some kinda faggot?

This dude is such a fucking faggot. How he has any (((fans))) is beyond me. Disgusting.

his fat uncle got money from qatar for denying
the armenian genocide or something

i kick harder than that after a bowl, LMAO

Someone spent 250 dollars to support Hasan

someone needs to gif this into a dance or something

is there video of hasan calling for violence agaisnt conservatives?

hasan is balding and take finasteride

I'm forever impressed that those ankles haven't snapped.

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wait for all the post-post-irony sam teenagers to shit bomb this thread because you said something bad about their literal who

three
go back hasans discord you roach nigger

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He should already know. This is not new

Internally convince himself and protect that it's cool and suave to be a big, fat, full of shit pussy who acts fashionably. Loss of dueling culture destroyed our social fabric. A shithead pussy can run his mouth then hide behind the law and act like it's okay. Hasan should and must be shamed and reminded on a daily, hourly basis. His queer fans must be reminded at every opportunity. We must devise new and innovative methods to shame and humiliate them for the good of the entire world and for the benefit of those who will inherit the world from us.

Project*

>We must devise new and innovative methods

we know his address, just send him candy

Say "hard pass" again, motherfucker. Say "hard pass" again!

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That video never fails to make me laugh. I'm 59kg and I'm able to hit harder than this faggot

Piiikkerrrrrrr

the ref was such a faggot in this fight. Sam started really finding his groove in the 3rd round just like he said and that cocksucker broke them up twice. fatboy would have been on the ground in the next exchange

You will never pass.

lol
You people are pathetic.
No one would give a fuck in their right mind cause Sam Hyde is unhinged and not worthy of a response.
Get real.

I thought people here were going to drop candy bars into his lawn using drones.

The candy man is coming for your Hasan.

The worst part about this is you could tell Sam was holding back the entire fight. He didn't want to just blow this dude's head off at the start and wanted to have him have some pride left.

You see the legitimate concern in his face the second after he landed the first real blow he threw at the guy.

I’ve seen this posted like clockwork on every thread mentioning Sam get no one has ever provided any proof that he fucked marky.

chan
>>worshippers of e-celebs
...like when the fuck did this happen?

This place really went downhill

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Sam's a faggot who doesn't deserve a platform, but I still want Hasan to fight him
literally just because I fucking hate this kind of situation where one guy challenges another, the other says "no don't be an immature chud" and both guys walk away thinking they 'won' the confrontation

>Punch nazis
except not Sam because he's "mentally ill?"

but he said he was going to punch nazis?

Take your ibne commie back, Mehmet.

Hasan, is that you?

Sam gave us the greatest tool for this. Make them afraid of sugar. Anything sweet should be a reminder of their cowardice and weakness. The Candyman has given us the greatest tool for terrorizing them, simply allude to anything sugary and they'll throw a fit.

gents, is it true that sam hyde sent 5 billion dollars to a neo nazi?

HES ACTUALLY PANICKING

youtube.com/shorts/BkuNoMnz2Jg?feature=share

Even the NPC Streamers that do those collab IRL streams are going have to dunk on him, the chat simps are going to demand it.

why is that coat wearing glasses?

The 5000 dollars went to his case in defense of Andrew Anglin from the Souther Poverty Law center

Eceleb addiction is a real problem that needs to be addressed

REAL LIFE
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this

You don't understand having wealth, it doesn't make you a winner by itself. It just makes you a little more comfortable but raises the cost of your standard of living and it is never fulfilling. If you obtain that wealth in an unfulfilling fashion (like grifter Hassan has) then your life is even more empty. It's a life of wanting more but having to eat shit to try to get more. Look at Biden family, attained massive wealth via selling out the country but are perverted, drug addicted generates.

Why tho? this has effectively fucked him going forward, every faggot i see uses that donation as a reason to dislike him. was it some kind of stonetoss move or someshit to just get his name into the news some more?

>accuses someone of grifting for cigar cash
>unironically simping for a twitch millionaire
The absolute state of leftists lmaoooooooooo

what else can you kick with? i think its hillarious the guy is blocking kicks with his fingertips

Peppermint Punches with Caramel Gloves, the Candyman comes to take all o’yur luv.

He’s-a take yur pretzel stick calf’s and dip them in cream, and after words you’ll have to change yur jeans. Aye lady the candy man knows NO bounds. He isn’t gay, however this sounds.

He bends yur over and sends his candy cane down Yur fudge road, until his red and white stripes hit the motherlode.

And like a good lad he fills you right up, just like you would, a faggy cream pouf.

Oh what did it take to make the Candyman crass?

You talked out your butt, now you give him yur ass.

And like two chocolate wafers you bend over gladly, and take that Oreo filling with a smile for his candy.

he wears makeup and lipstick. he is a communist. is it hard to imagine him kicking like a faggot?

Vaush is heading to Hell and he doesn't even care.

Hassan deserves a Hyde "jumbo jet" straight to the face and to collapse in pile of rubble.

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>retire with AIDs, lose relevance, start doing drugs, end up on the streets, get stabbed by blacks for a dollar

Wow, Same really changed. Now he looks like a fucking monster compared to this soi twig he used to be.

>constantly calls cops "hogs"
>the Candyman says that he wants to get him
>calls the "hogs" immediately for help
Fucking pathetic.

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Ref was right, he didn't want someone dead in the ring. The match was pretty one sided.

You don't play soccer? Take off that flag

OMG bro, just look at those kick he better of fighting a midget

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muttpig cant into english, big surprise

low iq cope

Yeah heavy weights are more likely to kill because of the powerful punches. He did good making sure that nobody would die. Hopefully if hasan ever fights though we get a based and redpilled ref that lets Sam go full on

The sentence is fine retard

Hit him up on Twitter and ask him, you eternal pussy meme fag

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It was based and anti-censorship. Absolutely unfathomably based.
The faggots you like to argue with don't matter. At all.

Holy shit lmaoooo. Sam would absolutely maul this goofy faggot

>lol
>You people are pathetic.
>No one would give a fuck in their right mind cause Sam Hyde is unhinged and not worthy of a response.
>Get real.

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Hasan is a shitter, but Sam Hyde is 6'4 and 230 libs It wouldn't be fair at all.

That’s about what Hasan is?

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Make it kick boxing pussy fatass

He'll lie, like all leftists do.

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Until he accepts, he hasn't won anything other than the position of "current lolcow".

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literally the next Erdogan

He will grow bitch tits and become a woman, as is the course for all feminine "men", or he will wake up and become natsoc.

>that barbecue looks good, I'll get some and get out of your hair

Unironically unhinged

The reason he doesn't want to come over to our side is because he won't have the same status he did as a raging faggot, which really tells everyone, including himself, what we need to know.

An adjusted person would herald them over to multi-stream and grill.

How cool would it to be, right on nigger, here's a burger and no-one blinks an eye, like we're that emotionally evolved as a species where I can call anyone a nigger and it's like calling them bro.

Can you just fucking stop already rainsfx?

And yeah you will never be a woman, faggot.

I'm glad I'm not a social media personality, who the fuck are these people?

The code of the duel goes back so far that it's bsically ingrained in our DNA. Dude got called out and he backed down. It's as cut and dry as that. And I don't give a shit about either of them.

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The fact of the matter is brownies are always "guests" in our country and by extension zogbots their stewards. Transgressions ultimately could receive capital punishment.

Commit suicide immediately you dysgenic waste of space

kek

Is he training to be Radio City Rockette?

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>he is not from the church
Which church? What the fuck are you even talking about you schizo retard?

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It's all nepotism, his uncle is some famous faggot leftist MSM faggot. I hate ZOGmerica so much.

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He was some guy that used to be a 3D animator for Sam's vids, then suddenly came out as trans and started making unhinged demands, rest of Sam's team get fed up with the tranny's antics and kick him from the team/business.

Tranny loses his shit and makes a 5 page "expose" on Sam hyde and his team posts it all over the internet and Any Forums, the gist of the xpose was really about how sam and the team would "deadname" and make fun of the tranny.

lulz all around.

> most anti sam hyde propaganda come from 1 tranny guy named (username) rainsfx, now calls himself "eve" lmao and looks like a nerdy guy with long hair.

Hasan's entire grift is that he was supposed to be the "left wing Chad."
It's hard to keep that larp going when some dude is in the ring saying he's going to literally kill you and you just go into hiding.

pussan won't even do it for charity. So much for the socialist hero.

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