Alright you absolutely retarded ingrates. Dumping my Any Forums folder from '09
you don't deserve this
Alright you absolutely retarded ingrates. Dumping my Any Forums folder from '09
Aaron Rivera
Dominic Robinson
none of you faggots deserve this
Owen Harris
you've been on Any Forums since 09?
Thomas Powell
Daniel Smith
Levi Jackson
I stopped saving shit in 09
holy shit here's some oc. have you ever heard of oc?
child?
Christian Lee
Bestow upon us your knowledge ancient one.
Noah Williams
fuck you pissant post 3 nigger
Michael Peterson
you're all niggers
Liam Myers
why
Carter Garcia
post 3 faggott
Landon Hill
santa claus is modelled after amanita muscaria
Brandon Barnes
if you want to know when the singularity will occur, just plot the size of a two by four over the years and when when the 2x4 measures zero by zero, you'll have your apocalypse
Landon Peterson
Zachary Hughes
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
David Lewis
the story about the mad scientiston the hill who builds pipe organs, but thinks they're not quite human enough and in order to build himself a friend, he starts kidnapping the townspeople and killing them for their vocal cords so he can hook them up to his keyboard and "sing" through all their throats like a musical instrument. now he's got his own "choir" of "friends" that he "sings" with every night and the townspeople hear the music, looking up at his laboratory on the hill, they realize there's about as many people singing up there as have gone missing recently. and he thinks he's helping them, because they never did dmuch singing to begin with. in fact, he believes, their vocal cords would be happier with him than with them, since they didn't even use them for any purpose other than bartering and arguing and preaching. he believes having your voice harvested for his "pump organ" is the best thing that ever happened to them and is their highest and holiest calling.
John Brooks
These high tech motherfuckers took the word musician and turned it into 'musicologist'
Jayden Perry
this didn't age well
Zachary Jones
ideology always leads to atrocity
Joshua Myers
fuckkkk youuuuuuu 8/23/2022
Adrian Bell
I tell you what the two muscles I've always had are those longboarding muscles down by your crotch? you know, those sexy v shapeddick pounty muscles that let everyone know you been longboardin? I tell you what. you can sell your longboard, but those muscles remain. that was fuckin almost ten years ago. the muscles are still there. biiiiiiitch.
Jaxon Lopez
after stablediffusion, we're going to have to do what we do because we enjoy living, not because of what we're going to get out of it. would you invent a robot to meditate for you? we're going to have to do what we did in the old days and make art becuase it increases our chances of us getting laid. probably the cretors of ai are having unsatisfactory nerd sex and some dumb ape is fucking tons of bitches because he doesn't even know what.
James Evans
But you know what does age well? A good cheese! Firm, flavorful, complete with a good bite and delicate texture. And the smell!!! Oh, that smell. If only I could put my finger on what it reminds me of... oh, if only. Ah, yes! The discussion of whether or not things have aged well.
Jackson Hill
dude I think there should be two new holidays. "cops train hippies day", and "hippies train cops day" that would iron a lot of things out. I bet all the problems arise from two groups of people. cops who refuse to attend the hippy class, and hippies who refuse to attend the cop class. the cops would train the hippies in self defense and being assertive and the hippies would train the cops in love and herbs and shit.
Joseph Walker
the best thing about minimalism is there's two fucking words for it. tao and dao. lol great, one more thing for everybody to argue about. "what kind of minimalist are you?" fuck youbitch I'm a maximalist, I flip you off with both hands. if I'm barefoot I'll flip you four birds. ffffuuuucccckkkkyyyyoooouuuu
Thomas Bell
>Say what you will about drinking but at least I'm drunk.
Brody Taylor
Brody Morris
So the bouncer takes a joint from a guy at a concert, tucks it away, tries to smoke it at a show the next night where THAT bouncer takes the joint and tries to smoke it at a show the next night etc. Basically nobody ever smokes this fucking joint because it goes from security to security.
Ayden Anderson
Angel Cox
Sometimes it seems like all we do is eat.
>Well, we gotta do -something- between meals.
Grayson Martinez
shut up retard I'm proselytizing
Jack Morris
Charles Flores
there's a guy named jimmy who hangs out by the meadowlark, right? and he's homeless, but that doesn't mean he's a bad person, he just drinks more than he lives in a house. but he's a composer and he's got an imdb page and everything, so he's written songs that are out there, you know? and when you're homeless and you're trying to sleep, sometimes music comes on over the speakers at 4am just to scare you off, and considering all the musicians who sleep behind a building for one reason or another at some point in their life, its really not unreasonable to imagine a musician being warded off by their own song.
Brayden Howard
Nathan Garcia
Owen Garcia
get the fuck outta here newfag
Jaxson Gonzalez
they say you die twice, once when you die and the last time somebody says your name, but I think your actual first death is the moment you become so useless that your smell would be what alerted people to your death instead of your lack of activity. thats your real first death. you sit there starin, dead from your first death, thinking how long it would take them to find you. you're dead from that moment on.
Liam Rodriguez
>asian hand
my surprise
it is nonexistent
Jaxon Brown
all of us highschool friends got an edge aswe grew up. all of us have something that tips us off.
every one of us highschool friends is fucked for some different reason. we all are a pile of our traumas. its not like it was. no one is good any more. everyone in the world is like this.
Grayson Hall
why wouldn't one guy just take it home and smoke it there?
Isaiah Wilson
gross I wasn't going to post that one
Grayson Gomez
imagine having any of this shit saved. shoopdawhoop i’m gonna save every stupid bullshit image i come across hadurrr
Joseph Barnes
a/s/l?
Luke Martinez
is that mitt romney?
Cooper Turner
fucking pope doesn't even know what a compiler is
Sebastian Walker
Morals are how people make decisions when there's no money involved
Dylan Lopez
Yes it did. Hilarious.
Wyatt Smith
how much did that cost?
Juan Johnson
>Everyone is brilliant, they really are. Buuuuut only sometimes.
David Campbell
That's the dumbest thing about you people is you don't realize how smart you all are. Every day everywhere I look, all I see are people taking themselves for granted. Any one of your sentences could be what you're known for. Something you say when you're drunk could catch on with a lasting impact that could outshine the entire rest of your lifes work. Everyone has uttered at least one of these brilliant phrases during their life and they didn't fucking write it down, now no one knows what to put on their tombstone. "Here lies someone who had a great idea and didn't write it down". You secret geniuses. You're all hiding it very well.
Levi Hall
he who laughs, lasts.
Luis King
Good to meet a fellow oldtimer op.
Jordan Moore
in order tostop being taken advantage of, stop hangingout with low level retards and ending up like a bottom feeder getting sucked into the filter. this is how you play the one string bass, but its also how you get abused by "everyone". everyone being the only people who are willing to hang out with you. you have low level retard friends. try harder. for all the times you thought paul was clinically retarded, you sure kept living with him. he invited coke heads, whipits, poppers, all manner of fucking childish retards into the house. he couldn't sand a board without ruining the table. he couldn't do a god damn thing without ruining it. and you lived with him. he had the worst rhythm of anyone you've ever heard until the next dipshit he brought into the house. why casey. why do you settle for so little. all your friends are losers. tyler is a loser. don't go back to him. he's worse than before.