Need help

How bad is my butthole? I’ve been having pain in the 10 o’clock position. Please give medical advise

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I see your problem you have a crack in it

Eat more well cooked veggies, stop straining when you poop

Blood in stools?

> how bad is my butthole?

Aesthetically, I'd say 2/10. You have this weird conjoined thing going on. I'm not a medical expert, but if I was, I'd still come to the same conclusion; gross, get a better butthole.

Subjectively, as a self-proclaimed connoisseur of buttholes; gross. It looks like you're barely holding your shit together, figuratively and literally.

>medical advise
insert dragon dildo for 3 days and it will go away

Need some backstory. Diet? Weight? Height? Exercise habits? You sitting on your ass 14 hours a day playing FPS's while drinking bottles of buffalo sauce?

Looks like hemorrhoids

Sometimes

I eat lots of veggies and really don’t strain much

All categories are poor

:( I’m a butthole connoisseur as well, just not me a buttholes. I was pretty sure my butthole was 1/10 and looks bad. My wife says it looks wrecked. She said she takes dick to the ass and her Bhutto old doesn’t look as bad as mine.

Alright man, you got stage 1 to stage 2 hemorrhoids. You gotta make serious changes now or it will get worse. If it got to stage 3 you'd know it and stage 4 requires surgery.

Start with hot baths with 2 cups epsom salt. Hotter the better. The magnesium helps. Incorporate magnesium supplements too. Applying witch hazel and aloe to your butthole will help with the swelling and reduce inflammation. But you gotta change your lifestyle.

Drink plenty of water. Cut out processed foods and chemical drinks. bring your body fat percentage down below 15%. Stop sitting for extended periods of time. It's gonna be weeks before you feel like you're outta the woods but it will be worth it especially if you stick to it. Swollen asshole now means prime candidate for ass cancer later

The not sitting a lot is hard, my job comprises of 98% sitting

The job, the dietary habits, lack of exercise along with everything else is going to make you more unhealthy and miserable at the very least. Lead to your death at best. But hey, if that bucket of chicken drenched in tabasco and blue cheese dressing washed down with a 2 liter bottle of MT Dew while watching the latest porn is what ya live for, you do you, man.

> But hey, if that bucket of chicken drenched in tabasco and blue cheese dressing washed down with a 2 liter bottle of MT Dew while watching the latest porn is what ya live for, you do you, man.

But I don’t do that :( I really don’t drink sodas or eat spicy/overly greasy foods. I do over eat, and do have a weight problem which I started addressing a week ago, no lie I’ve lost ten pounds so far.

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If that's true you gotta address the way you do your work. Exercising will mitigate things only so much. Gotta cut down how much time you spend on your ass. Blood has to flow. Your body is like a pump. You stay sedentary like that at work, you're using your chair to injure some pretty delicate parts. You might wanna consider a career change if it requires you to spend that much time compacting those blood vessels.

The overeating is a huge contributing factor. Your body has had enough, it's short circuiting. You could develop a DVT in your legs if the hemorrhoids is just the first sign. Try a mediteranian diet for awhile. Your body with thank you later

Your butthole looks like mine when I was shoving two foot long two and a half inch dildos up my ass 14 hours a day. Buy some hemorrhoid cream, coconut oil, and fiber soluble and insoluble to see which helps you more. Don't strain when you poop. If you have internal hemorrhoids too you'll have to insert cream up your ass or coconut oil suppositories. It'll make it feel a lot better. If it feels like it pops out when you poop you have internal ones too. Don't stick anything up your ass and use the fiber, cream and coconut oil in between cream applications if needed. Good luck. Give it a couple months max and your ass should be better. If it doesn't get better go to the doctor and get them burned off.

Take taco bell fire sauce and use it as lube on a two foot butt plug and leave it in all day. If the white mucus comes out and you feel burning up to your bully button deep inside you're doing it right.

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not op but thanks for giving quality upfront advice because i spend most of my day sitting on my ass (i have a medical injury that stops me from doing much) so this is something to keep a lookout for.

I try