How do i get over a breakup?

how do i get over a breakup?

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Block her on everything, post her nudes here

just B.E. yourself

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Get a cute twink boyfriend to melt your heartache away.

New pussy.

this is correct - at first it will seem idiotic, but as soon as everyone has seen her nudes with face, she will lose value and you will get over her faster.

now do it.

Clean out and stow away memorabilia. Go do things you didn't do with her. Focus on something. Distract yourself long enough and let time pass.

rule of thumb is 1 week for every month you were together. so if you dated her for 3 months, you'll be over it in 3 weeks etc

Cry

if you really liked them then this'll definitely sting. but a breakup is just a breakup, you haven't really lost anything. just remember they weren't special and then keep going forward through life. gotta master the art of Outcome Independence.

Watch porn and jerk off with your buddies while you vent about the breakup. It won't get too emotional and awkward because there's porn and jerking off going on. If you can get some blow, perfect. If not drinks. If you can fuck girls right away then you don't really need to go through what I first suggested

moar pls

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She is probably having sex with a Black Man right now.

If you're 21 or older, go out to the bar and chat up other women. Do all the things that pissed her off just because you can.

be sad about it for a while, then suck it up and move on with your life

basically don't be a pussy

idk man, just broke up with the gf of 4.5 years a couple weeks ago. I'm going through hell

I think you mean day, not month.

user speaks the truth
the best way to get over someone
is getting under someone else

Music, Podcasts, Games, Marijuana, Writing, just focus on stuff that makes you happy and realize the person who you fell in love with isn’t the same person today, it feels the world is ending but you’ll get over that bitchh soon enough

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Fuck random whores. Did that after my son's mother decided a drug dealing nigger was better for her.

By the way, those random whores were my brother's girlfriend and again as his wife and my other brother's girlfriend. Not kidding.

Part of me wants to watch this dude lean over and blow a huge breath right into that sexy fucking snatch.

>mfw she blows out the loudest pussy fart in the hemisphere.

>do it for the lols user.