Well that was a lie

Well that was a lie

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I bet you didn't heat the bowl first so the rice wasted most of its energy trying to heat it up for you.

the hot rice cooks the egg

Hahahaha sucker

Tamago kake gohan? You're doing it wrong...

This isn't DBZ nigger speak English

...

What is this and what were you supposed to get.

It's no good deleting it, we all saw you embarrass yourself user, and we'll remember. We'll all remember.

The rice doesn't look steaming hot from your pic.

Are you telling me a shrimp fried that rice?

cooked rice with raw egg
>japanese food

The heat from the rice cooks the eggs

Place rice in a bowl and make a shallow indentation in the center. Break the whole egg into the center. Season with 1/2 teaspoon onions sauce, 1/2 teaspoon mirin (if using), a pinch of salt, a pinch of MSG (if using), and a pinch of Hondashi (if using).

Stir vigorously with chopsticks to incorporate egg; it should become pale yellow, frothy, and fluffy in texture. Taste and adjust seasonings as necessary.

Sprinkle with furikake and nori (if using), make a small indentation in the top, and add the other egg yolk (if using). Serve immediately.

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/ck/ somehow has a burning hatred for japanese cuisine

Lmfao I love when helpless retards get memed by retarded anime tropes

too bland

Hey here's an idea weebs, why don't ya just cook the egg and the rice separately and then enjoy together

>onions sauce
Kek

>Onions Sauce

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Because it's all just
>get the ingredients
>put them all with each other
>the end

Just make fried rice man.

what are we feastin' tonight bros?

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So it's scenic route egg fried rice?

This

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Stir fried cabbage and kielbasa. Over rice.

Basically. It's for breakfast.

This is now a Any Forums breakfast thread. Post them.

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Mix it in you rice sucking squint eyed fucking dirty bugman zipperhead ching chang chink nipnong bingbong jewpanese worst Korea cat butchering dog slaughterer yellow jaundiced opium tea slinging tiananman square massacre denying winny the pooh honeypot fed nigger faggot kike tranny janny dumbass whore retard fatass skeleton piece of shit.

>posted OC 'za
>go warned for typing gibbersh
>another 'za thread stayed up
faggot jannies can't handle my 'za

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Pasta Mama

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Bullshit. You can take the rice straight from the rice cooker and it won't cook the egg. The japs just don't mind that it's raw and goopy.

The heat of the egg cooks the rice.

The heat of the egg cooks the rice

The egg is cooked by the heat stored in the rice

Egguricu hivemind

Weebs are so stupid they would eat raw chicken if you served it with onions sauce, rice and chop sticks.

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Fuck this could be delicious. I've made that shit myself, didn't know you could buy it

>Onion Sauce

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They call it chicken sashimi

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Pure Americana, checking in.

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yu aru da nigaru

Loco moco. Obvs not mine, but I just finished eating so I couldn't take a picture.

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>weebs will defend this
Enjoy your kawaii parasites.

Beef and chorizo tacos

>weebs

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Grotesque

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Bet she's German.

For me it is Tonkatsu, the kino japane dish

I hate Americans so goddamn much

been wanting to make this for a long time, looks so flavorful

It's basically Hawaiian salisbury steak except with a fried egg and served on rice.

She's Welsh.

I dont know why I watch this everytime I see it

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Japs don't care that it doesn't cook and raw egg is nicer anyway so long as you are someplace that it won't give you salmonella. Raw foods in general are fucking great and the modern factory farm industrial hell means we are denied it because everything needs to have the life cooked out of it to prevent disease.

You put the egg in the rice cooker you fucking retard. Of course moving the rice around diffuses the heat.

hahahaha

If the rice is steaming, the eggs should get above 150F and kill any salmonella.

Raw eggs are kino, though.

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Tartare is great but you don't use mystery meat ground beef from Costco to make it.

Nigga, have you never had poached eggs?
Soft boiled eggs?
Runny doesn't necessarily mean raw.

Can someone explain to me as to why he does this?
What do Eggs have in them that makes them good for you to drink them raw? Like, is it for instense workouts? Do they give you lots of Energy or something?

white trash cuisine right here
MODSSS

Cant possibly be better than the real deal

It's a protein hit and it's retarded as fuck.

Quick shot of protein retard.

>>It's a protein hit
Yeah but like, how much though? I've never understood protein I guess. That just gives you Energy right?
>>it's retarded as fuck.
Is it? Don't a lot of people do it? or am I just assuming too much?

the rice is supposed to be hot when you put the egg on
dumb gajin

It's dangerous to eat raw egg in large amounts. Or rather irresponsible. Protein for mass building.

Americans call that salmonella

Cooking eggs let's your body ingest 90% of the protein. Raw is only 50%

Is it true nips eat dolphin?

Double the number of eggs and get even more protein.

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>I said no pulp

Leftover beef chilli

lol that's disgusting. you're disgusting.

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I've been trying to figure this out for 40 years
it's trying to show that he is too busy training so that's how he gets his protein to train because he always does that before his iconic runs
I still don't know how much of it is actually "this meathead is too dumb to cook"

You're a fucking idiot

>he dosent eat cheesy peezy ramansqueezy
queer

The chick in the red reminds me of pornstar Bunny Madison

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Lurk more

There is neither cheese nor ramen in that photo.

rate my eggs

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japanese food is massively overrated. its basically all the same flavor and has no nutritional value whatsoever

oh my god no you fat troll you have to cook that.

Then what is it, you homo.

Imagine the smell

That's a question for science.

>Oh my Science! Can you heccin believe this person eats THIS!!!!

>This says with pulp
>I like the one that says some pulp

i put my rice in the microwave for a 1 min if it isn't hot enough. i used to eat it all the time with some left over bacon or spam.

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