AMA: Happily Married Man (25 years)

Retarded posters ignored.

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is that your bbc titfuck fantasy cake

Disgusting.

I never looked at it that way. It's just the biggest piece of cake I'd ever seen, so I took a pic of it before diving in.

after all those years, does your wife still put out?

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do you watch pr0n? or do you see that as like cheating?

fake and gay

Yes - blowie by the pool yesterday, in fact.

Yes, I do. No, I don't consider that cheating.

what do you like to do for fun?

How you money make?

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Mostly be with my wife. She's my best friend. In my spare time, I like drumming.

I am retired and have a pension now.

you ever cheated?

And what did you used to do for work?

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Do you have any children?

No, never have.

Cop.

One son.

Did Mike Teavee do anything wrong?

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When did you learn drums?

Will you ever stop being annoying?

My best friend had a kit and I picked drumming up from him when I was around 13 or so. Largely came naturally. 50ish now.

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How are you still a virgin