Waifu Claiming Thread

Waifu Claiming Thread.

Abandonad toda esperanza los que aquí entráis.

Some considerations for you to follow, or not, do what you want, Im just a generic message:

>State and claim your waifu
>Restrain from claiming already claimed waifus
>"Stealing" only allowed with a set of 3 or more repeating numbers
>No oversexualized content
>Puto el que lo lea
>If trashtalk, do it with style and originality
>RP in any of its variants is strictly prohibited
>Dont worry about the voices outside
>3DPD
>Keep drama at minimum
>If you are here, you are seeking to be in hell
>Deja de beber tanto Permatrago, te está haciendo daño
>Without a waifu your opinion is null and void
>Embrace oblivion
>Prepare to be forgotten

Thread theme today: Not this time.

QOTT: Not this time.

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Waifu.

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mugi claimed

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very cute

The packaging said 4 pieces of chicken, I was scammed.
I only got three.

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pedo...

I'd like to claim Earth chan and roll, because Earth chan is cute and cool.
cut one in half, it's now 4

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I dont think thats how it works.
Wouldnt that be two and two halves?

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depends on what kinda pieces of chicken these are, I think. If you they're just made by cutting chicken meat into tiny pieces, halving one of them doesn't make the two halves much different from the whole pieces. Of course, it's a bit different if these are drumsticks with bones.

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why do they look like that?

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cute nuts

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I state that my waifu is Twilight Suzuka from Outlaw Star, and I claim her with all my heart.

Seija poster!
Out of the Touhou grind and into the workplace grind?

Hey Rin.

Earth poster!

Remember: you don't choose your waifu, your waifu chooses you.

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That's me, Earth is my kinda post.

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At least you didn't get scammed at McDonald's last night and then have to deal with an obnoxious manager.

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Ah yes indeed, all though the touhou grind never ends after I get off.
How did you get scammed?

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The grind never ends.
So as part of my order, I ordered a Quarter Pounder Deluxe, added bacon, and specifically said "and for the sauce, I want only ketchup." They took this to mean that I wanted NOTHING ELSE on my burger other than bacon and ketchup, so they left off all the other toppings (lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onion). Then to make it worse, when I returned and politely explained what had happened and asked for a refund, I got the dumbest, most obnoxious manager ever who kept repeating shit that didn't even make sense. "Well it normally come with mayo." Yes, and I clearly stated that "for the sauce, I want only..." "Well we have many different sauces. Barbecue, sweet & sour..." What does that have to do with anything? It doesn't matter. I specifically said... "Well did you still enjoy it?"
And then she went back to being unable to understand that FOR THE SAUCE, I wanted only ketchup...not that I wanted only ketchup on the burger and nothing else.
Frustrating doesn't begin to describe it.

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Jesus Christ what the fuck, that is the most giga autistic shit I've read all day.
How does one get a job as a manager with that tier of intelligence.

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Liru!

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corporate 'making the best of a bad situation'

no other alternatives, promoted the best possible employee

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>Muh livable wage!
I swear she probably failed the basic standardized test questions like "If Timmy has 5 oranges, and he gives one to Jenny, how many oranges do they have together?"
It takes a lot for me to get angry like that at employees, because I know it's a shit job and they deal with the public all day. It takes even more for me to get angry at one of the few places that make me happy still. She did it.

Awoo~

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Claimed

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Her poor back...

Hello.

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