Theres far too much faggotry and pathetic, effeminate, emasculated failed men posting stupid shit and wasting their lives and potential away on this board beating g their dicks away to porn. Post anything/everything pro masculinity.
What the fuck have you done today to make yourself a better man than you were yesterday? Anything at all, it could be waking up early and showering, doing some pushups, eating a good breakfast. FUCKING ANYTHING. Lift your brothers up anons, the world needs masculine men now more than ever
You need to lift weights and over load on calories. Carido does not exist until 150lbs.
Jackson Foster
yeah but grandpa joe was a double agent and didn't care about his family charlie when he tried to get him to steal fizzy lifting drinks
Leo Wood
True, but Wonka was the one who set up these temptations for the kids in the first place. The only blameless kid in the group was ironically Mike Teavee.
Dylan Perry
I don't really want to look like that, just not skinny-fat.
Jeremiah Carter
Michael teavee was unironically addicted to television and was an embodiment of a deadly sin, envy. He wanted to be on television and got the monkeypaw wish he asked for because of his ignorance to everyone else's dismay of the reality.
Caleb King
>"Look at me everybody I'm the first person in the world to be sent by television!" >"Wow, what a wild trip that was." >"This is the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!" >"Wow, that was something, can I do it again?" >"Don't worry about a thing mom, I feel fine!" >"I'm famous, I'm a TV star! Wait till the kids back home hear about this!" Was it really that much of a monkey's paw when he was clearly happy with the results?
I'm using 8-15-20kg kettlebells and bodyweight workouts at home, I need to get my cardio up for the army too though. The biggest thing I'm struggling with honestly is putting on weight even though I'm eating more.
Gavin Roberts
Based and knotpilled
Every man should know how to tie a good and proper knot.
Tyler Thompson
Of course it was user. Those brief moments of joy are going to be quickly turned to despair when the reality of the situation sinks in.
Justin Gonzalez
And what reality is that? Because honestly, when I was Mike's age watching the movie, I wanted to do the same thing he did, I saw him go into the TV and even though I wasn't a TV obsessed kid myself I always thought that looked fun as heck and wanted to try it myself, so I personally would've done the same thing.
Joseph Diaz
He was simply reiterating things he would have heard on television, he knew how to play the limelight, you seem to not take his addiction as serious as I do user. I find those words to be devoid of humanity and more of a sociopathic rant and him thinking his massive envy is being reached therefore satisfying his insane ego. Charlie however does not care as much as the other children so he is not bound by their 'means to an end' ideologies, he doesn't want to be the best, he just cares about the magic and happiness that wonkas factory shares.
Jackson Morris
Based, good for you user.
I need to work on my cardio. I'm a fit 190 lbs at 6'0 but I get winded easily. Need to start doing sprints
Brandon Ortiz
Maybe. I still would have done the same thing as him though just because of how fun it looked to me as a kid. What child would see a shrink-ray teleporter and not want to play with it?
Benjamin Bell
Any kid who knows what fear is and how is protects them? It's a daunting prospect to do that to yourself. If you were actually there you might have second thoughts, unless you are a genuine psychopathic child like Michael Teavee who cannot experience emotions the same way that most humans do. Some people may call him a hero, but I call him a fool, look at how embarrassing it was to be carried away in his mother's purse.
>If you were actually there you might have second thoughts, Maybe, but I think knowing this would be my only opportunity to experience such an amazing thing would probably push me past any fear I might have.
>but I call him a fool, look at how embarrassing it was to be carried away in his mother's purse. I suppose that's true, but I would've taken my dad with me on the trip anyways, so thankfully there'd be no purse to worry about.
Easton Morris
>This was worth being on TV for a few seconds Yes im sure he went on to live and normal, happy, and healthy life.
Tbf that was only in the remake, in the original they don't show him again after that but it's implied he either was restored to normal (not flat) or stayed tiny
Angel Wood
Yes I suppose but I feel like you would be crushed by gravity, because you are not built like an insect is and you're smaller than a bird, it would probably feel horrible. In reality you would probably have to stay in the TV as it would have some gravity regulator. Watching as your mother/father leaves and you are stuck in the factory. /THE BAD ENDING/
Well Wonka's technology is basically magic so I doubt that would happen since it didn't happen to Mike.
Jaxon Reed
I worked UB yesterday 10x5 and I packed a lunch with 60g protein today. Tomorrow is lower body but I barely have to train legs, they're already ridiculous. That's the glory of growing up as the fat kid who played soccer.
Also brose I have a bit of a predicament I'm trying to negotiate recently. I have a lady fren, genuinely platonic, I feel like she's a version of my younger sister who's old enough to actually hang out. So she started dating a guy after being single for a while and I'm really happy for her, she's happier than I've seen her in years and he seems like a good guy (from what I've heard thus far)
Well, basically every tuesday or wednesday me and her go for a hike to get in cardio and get out of the house, last week when she picked me up she was on a call with him and as soon as I got in her car he got really quiet. It's very obvious he is uncomfortable with her having a guy friend, but also me and her have had the conversation that we're not going to stop being friends just because someone else is uncomfortable with it. This past Saturday I knew he was in town visiting her so I invited them over to smoke, eat and hang out. She told me that he basically ignored my offer and instead tried to get her to go to his friends place.
I don't want to be seen as "the other guy" and effect my friends relationship, but I also don't want to stop hanging out with my friend just because this dude's got trust issues. How can I handle this? No, I'm not willing to pretend I'm gay.
